TRIES NOT TO MAKE A WINE JOKE

GET OUT

DANGLES H O N O R

sob okay come back

n o p e

YOU'RE SUCH A TEASE

sob and you're such a kingslayer cries

why can't you people understand it was for the beeeeeest

MAYBE IF YOU WEREN't SUCH A DOUCHE ALL THE TIME :|

BUT I'M SUCH A DOUCHE BECAUSE NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND? CHICKEN AND THE EGG.

YEAH YEAH THERE ARE NO MEN LIKE ME

THERE'S ONLY ME

we know we know