hi china

i will not ping you for this because this is incredibly dorky but i just wanted to say hi!!!!

finally

and sorry because i am a little shy BUT IM KINDA AWARE IT MAKES THINGS REALLY AWKWARD so i pretend not to be shy

hi scarfle u\\\u\\\u

but in reality i just talk to myself in circles and then i look over to see if the other person likes what i mumbled or not and ghgghghh

HAHAHAHA no i'ts okay i'm not shy at all ill hop right up on your dick we'll be fine

but i'm really glad to meet you and i hope i can be your friend!!!!

boner city: population me

jesus you are so adorable

come here im going to pinch your cheeks right off

but you seem really cool ao talks around/about you in such cute terms

and nami seems to really really like you too

hi china do you want to be firends with me?

ao talk about me thats gross

in math we call this transference

ur gross

no thank you stranger

jesus i had to hover for a second i was like

christ i really hope that was nami

and not some other strider

L M F A O

RUDE AS FUCK WHAT IF SOMEONE

WANTED YOU

LMFAO I KNOW I FELT AWFUL FOR THE ENTIRE HALF A SECOND IT TOOK

then i went back to being chill as hell

word of the wise i'm really cool

all the time

so cool

凸

always

the amount of uncoolness in this plurk is overwhelming im going to have to step outside

the second you step out the coolness will skyrocket

dont let the door hit your ass

ahhhh

let me talk to scarfle you dicks

good

haha youre so mad

go blog about it nerds

peace

LMFOA I HATE

MY ENTIRE

C O O L

LIFE

FUCKER

HAHAHahahaha no i laughed