tommy is going to be having a hard month already anyhow and is also just a big ball of PTSD and survivor's guilt and abandonment issues

so i will probably just stick him with paranoia and leave it at that

so he'll just be grumpier and more prone to lashing out and doing stupid stuff without thinking it through!

hello darliiiiiiing~

tommehhhh :c

kasumi meanwhile will be hanging out with a hallucination of her dead boyfriend which will stress her out a bunch

HE'LL JUST GO SIT IN A SHOWER UPSIDE DOWN FOR A MONTH

NOOOOOOOO MISS GOTO

SHE'LL PROBABLY TRY TO AVOID LETTING ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THAT since um it's kasumi and keiji and that's how they roll

and even if he's being a hallucinatory ass and freaking her out,

she'd still sort of prefer to have him around than not IT'S COMPLICATED OKAY

sob tommeh alayne might be like p-please halp

sob i haven't fuly played the dlc but even i know that the kasumi keiji story is TRAGIQUE to my soul

my direwolf is crazy and my brother is cuckoo for cocoapuffs and ps i'm not dead please let's still be friends?????

ALAYNE HE WILL TRY TO FIGHT THROUGH ALL THE CRAP IN HIS HEAD FOR YOOOOOU!!!

/PROVIDES EXTERNAL MOTIVATION

ugh aida i cannot even begin with how much kasumi and keiji break my heart :c

/DOESN'T WANT HIM IN THE SHOWER FOREVER

she's probably a very good external motivation actually because then the strong urge to snap and be a jerk

runs head long into the fact that tommy was taught to be nice to sweet nice little girls who are maybe his friend!!!

aw tommy :C

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sob i love their cr

ps, she's a princess now tommy, TELL NO ONE

HE'S GOT A GOOD HEART you just have to trick him into showing it because it's buried under miles and miles and miles of grumpy

sob my ladyyyyyyyyyyyy sorry that tommy does not know how to interact with princesses

he's like alayne's hound okay robb JUST GO WITH IT

oh god YES ROBB please MEET TOMMY :c

she tried to convince him to STOP POKING THE DEMON and he was like nope nope nope

and she got all huffy and upset about it

cause her magical I'M GOING TO MANIPULATE POWERS got cockblocked by fucking HONOR

FUCKING HONOR!!!!!!

sob he was the first person to get the designation of 'man of honor' on her cr chart (other than robb) sob

poking the demon was the honourable thing to do okay

it was which is why she was like STAHP

SEE?

SEE?

she knows where your honor got your robb sobbing

*you

ROFL

oh god if alayne ever calls tyke honourable she'll probably break something internally

which of course means it needs to happen if at all possible

sob koke THEIR CONVO ISN'T DONE YET THERE'S STILL TIME

also JAIME WHY AREN'T YOU HERE YET

YOU COULD SCHOOL US ALL ABOUT HONOR sob

HONOUR SUCKS AND ISN'T WORTH SHIT!!!! /quietly creeps off to try to keep all oaths ever

oh you little oathbreaking oathkeeper sob

soon my little darlings s o o n

dkfjgj now I'm thinking jaime and riddick need to meet

why is my super scary space convict getting tangled up with the medieval fantasy cast...

OH DEAR GOD YES WE MUST HAVE JAIME AND RIDDICK MEET :c

and not only because this cross-genre mash-up pleases me intensely

sob because he's sort of like the hound

well I suppose chronicles is a bit more like epic fantasy in space

but yeah YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID /quietly saves the children at great risk to himself

LMAO YUP THE HOUND sob

dsngjkag ROFL YUP

HONOR DOESN'T EXIST L-LOL /does most honorable thing in the chapter and kanyeshrugs at acknowledgment of it

the secret to finding honourable men is searching for the people who talk about how honour doesn't exist the most loudly :c

riddick does actually bitch about mercs having no honour at one point

so I can't actually say what his feelings are on it distinctly!

probably that it's better than most things BUT WILL STILL GET YOU KILLED

seriously the hound is basically like LOL KNIGHTS ARE STUPID BECAUSE THERE IS NO HONOR AND THERE ARE NO TRUE KNIGHTS THAT'S WHY I'M NOT ONE

and then he gets made one and is like FFFFT FUCK THIS NOISE

lolol

and yet STILL BEHAVES MORE HONORABLY THAN ALL OF THE OTHER KINGSGUARD KNIGHTS sob

despite being an unapologetically BAD person at the same time

TOO BAD HE'S SO UGLY /lannister priorities

aljhelakjfsd jaime you asshole

(sob nvm they're sansa's priorities too orz)

we have more in common than you'd like to think girl

no we have nothing in common ever

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT~

no telling secrets!!!!!

your secrets are safe with me since we're FAMILY and all

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

there there, mrs. lannister

ALAYNE STONE ISN'T MARRIED TO ANYONE!!!!!!11111

WHO WOULD WANT TO MARRY A BASTARD!!!1 klashfadfafweofafd nooooooooOOOooOoOoOOO

NGL I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SAVE THAT ONE UP FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL SINCE IT'S MY FAVOURITE

sob i hope you use it to bitchslap robb with TRUTHINESS ngl akljsdfhaowekjf

lbr 99% of what jaime does will probably be trying to bitchslap robb with truthiness

since he's not allowed to bitchslap him any other way

hey baby

robb i hate this guy why is he my inlaw

sob other than BTW YOUR STUPID FATE that is like alayne's biggest secret

SHE IS SO ASHAMED

like THEY CAN NEVER KNOW I'M A LANNISTER

fufufufufufufufufufufufu

they'll hate me and never love me again

OH ALAYNE :C

all she wants is to be luhhuhhhuuhuhhuuuuved

/lays here and keeps plotting things

/gathers you uuuuuuuup

you should let me know if there's any way either of my guys can be of assistance in your scheming!

Whatever happens with ari, Kasumi is going to be one of the 4 that knows about it more. I just need to work it out, but tommy she could

Call your ass a projection as well

sob he will be so confused THAT IS A LITTLE PSYCHOLOGICAL/METAPHYSICAL FOR HIM!!!!

Lol poor tommy. He just has no idea what he is on for