I still have this Jogan kind-of-mpreg idea I want to dooo
But so many people will judge me until I get to the end. XDD
I'm embarrassed by how much I love mpreg
PRAISE JESUS, IF I EVER WRITE A REAL MPREG FIC, I'LL SEND IT TO JUST YOU AND GINA. XDD
oh god julian with a belly though
This one is...not really an mpreg, but it has those implications.
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HEWOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS FIGURE
AND LOGAN WOULD KISS HIS TUMMY AND TELL HIM HE WAS PERFECT
And LOGAN WOULD JUST BE LIKE OMG YOUR BUMP IS MAKING ME HARD.
YES COMFORTING LOGAN YES GOOD
OH CAN HE MASSAGE HIM AND LIKE
JULIAN ON HIS SIDE WHILE LOGAN FUCKS INTO HIM
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CRADLING HIS BELLY WHILE THEY HAVE SEX. ;__;
The one I'm planning now though is actually more of a Satoru/Drew story featuring Jogan...
pregnancy made my aunt horny as fuck I'm just saying
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now i want to be pregnant
But basically, Drew and Satoru come up with an experiment they think will make it so guys can get pregnant, and the Twins accidentally take
it and give it to Julian because they don't know what it is, and they're trying to play a prank on him.
Oh god Julian would be so fucking pissed...
And then later they tell the Twins what it was, and they want to tell Logan and Julian, but Drew and Satoru don't. They just try and keep
Julian and Logan from having sex, and when they do they hope they use a condom.
But the twins tell Julian and Logan anyway, and they decide to play a trick of their own on Drew and Satoru.
And Julian gets one of those girdle things that makes it look like you're pregnant while he's in Hollywood, and in front of everyone
TROLL!JULIAN WINS EVERYTHING.
they make this huge spectacle of Julian telling Logan, and Logan says he can't be with Julian anymore, and then Drew and Satoru are freaking
And then Julian, through his tears, says, "Maybe now you'll learn NOT TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE'S LIVES, YOU ASSHOLES."
THOSE ACTING SKILLS REALLY COME IN HANDY DON'T THEY
He'd probably totally get into it as an acting exercise wouldn't he.
And then Drew and Satoru feel soo badly, but they admit that it was a good joke. And they apologize.
That's what I always pictured it as. XDD
Julian pretending to be all vulnerable and scared and begging Logan, "Please, Lo, don't, I need you. I can't do this by myself!"
Oh god Logan would look like such a dick to the people who didn't know...
And then they're lovey dovey after and people just send Logan these glares.
Everyone else knows it will happen except Drew and Satoru.
WAIT CAN JULIAN AND LOGAN HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT AFTER WHERE LOGAN'S LIKE I'D NEVER ACTUALLY LEAVE YOU IF YOU GOT PREGNANT
Kurt even helps by pretending to try and console Julian afterwards.
AND JULIAN'S LIKE... "DUDE."
OMG, DANI, HOW DID YOU KNOW
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"I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT KIND OF PARTS, LOGAN"
BUT HE'S STILL STRANGLY TOUCHED ANYWAY.
"I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF I GOT YOU PREGNANT I WOULDN'T LEAVE YOU."
AND THEY HAVE AWESOME ROMANTIC SEX ACTER
Oh yeah he'd be hiding a smile because it's kind of the first time they talked about kids
"But what if their thing had worked! If you were pregnant, well, I wouldn't be some dead beat dad who walked out on you."
"I love you too much, Jules. I'd love our kids too much."
nope he'd buy a ring and propose but say I didn't want to get married for a while but here's proof that I WILL marry you one day
"WE'RE GETTING A KITTEN, AND YOU WILL BE THE GREATEST FATHER TO THAT KITTEN."
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LOGAN WOULD CUDDLE THE FUCK OUT OF BOTH OF HIS KITTENS
TERESA YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH MY DAD'S WORRIED ABOUT MY SAINITY.ASER
"And you can carry that kitten around under your shirt for nine months?"
"Logan, YOU FUCK, you're ruining the moment."
"Jules, you would have the cutest belly ever."
"Fuck you, I will not get fat. Ever."
"But if you did you'd be adorable. Also snuggly."
"I'm going on a diet now."
"No, we should get cake."
"And then we can pick out the kitten."
"I want him to be blond with brown eyes. Or brown with green eyes."
"Lo, calm down. I was kidding."
"WE COULD NAME HIM FABIO, JULES."
"OH GOD THEY COULD BE TWINS."
"SONIC NEEDS FRIENDS, RIGHT?"
"No, they won't. Just traumatize him."
oh my god I'm laughing so hard i'm crying this is perfect
"SONIC IS MY BABY WE'RE NOT LETTING HIM NEAR THOSE SCARY THINGS."
"JULIAN, C'MON, I WANT TO BE A DADDY."
"AND WE'RE STILL TOO YOUNG TO ADOPT KOREAN ORPHANS."
"I THOUGHT YOU HATED KIDS ANYWAY?"
"BUT JULIAN, THESE WOULD BE OUR KIDS."
"...so is that a yes...?"
"But they're staying in your room. Away from Sonic."
"But our babies need to bond, Jules."
"You saying babies is actually really creepy. Don't do it again."
"Our little bundles of joy."
and then Derek bursts into the conversation with, "I CALL GODFATHER!"
AND THEN BAILEY ASKS IF HE CAN BE AN UNCLE.
"Oh good, you can watch them so we can have loud sex."
"Wait - oh god. Why would you say that?!"
"...I changed my mind. You two would be terrible fathers."
"I mean, I feel bad because Logan makes me put a cover over Sonic's cage so he can be a voyeur."
"So he can't be a voyeur."*
"Letting you have child is a dangerous thing, Logan."
"But I have Julian and kids love him and our kids will love him and babies!"
"You'd rather our children watch?"
"...Touche. I'd become a hero for saving them from seeing your pale asses do that."
"I'll have you know, I tan naked, Derek."
"...Really, Jules. Really?"
"And I get to put the oil all over him."
"It feels fantastic, Lo. Your hands are amazing."
"Sometimes, he doesn't even make it to the tanning bed. I just kind of slip my fingers--"
still need to write that massage Jogan
AND SENATOR WRIGHT'S DESK
AND IN MURDOCH'S CLASSROOM
ALSO ALL OVER THE SOMETHING DAMAGED SET
THE ONLY SAFE PLACE IS AMANDA'S ROOM BECAUSE SHE'S A PERFECT PRINCESS
THERE WAS ALSO THAT TIME THEY FUCKED ON SENATOR WRIGHT AND MICHELLE'S BED
BUT THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT
MICHELLE WAS CONFUSED BY THE STAINS ON THE SHEETS THE NEXT MORNING
LOGAN BOUGHT HER FLOWERS TO APOLOGIZE
SENATOR WRIGHT FIRED A MAID AND BUTLER BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THEY DID IT
JULIAN THE HIRED THEM BECAUSE HE FELT GUILTY
WHAT ABOUT THE TIMES LOGAN DRAGS HIM INTO OTHER STUDENTS' BEDROOMS BECAUSE HE CAUGHT THEM STARING AT JULIAN AND NEEDED TO PROVE A POINT
WHAT ABOUT THE TIME THEY FUCKED ON SEBASTIAN'S BED
AND THEN DEREK AND SEBASTIAN GOT REVENGE
OR THE TIME THEY FUCKED IN THE TWINS ROOM
BUT JULIAN AND LOGAN JUST WATCHED, SO IT DIDN'T WORK
I'M STILL WRITING THAT REVENGE FIC WHERE JULIAN AND LOGAN MAKE OUT ON TOP OF DEREK
I'M CONVERTING EVERYONE TO LIGHTMAN
THOUGH CP SAYS LIGHTMAN IS A THREESOME.
'CAUSE THE TWINS ARE A PACKAGE DEAL
WRITING THAT JEEDLES DP WAS SO MUCH FUN
I FELT BAD FOR JULIAN AFTERWARDS, THOUGH
TERESA THAT FIC KILLS ME EVERYTIME
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AT LEAST THEY SNUGGLED HIM?
AND THE TWINS MIGHT'VE JOINED IN
BUT LIKE WONDERWALL IS GOING TO BE AWESOME TO WRITE
BECAUSE IT'S LOGAN FALLING IN LOVE WITH JULIAN BEFORE HE KNOWS JULIAN IS IN LOVE WITH HIM
HE JUST FINDS OUR JULIAN IS BISEXUAL, AND IT OPENS ALL KINDS OF DOORS FOR HIM
NO, BUT JULIAN LARSON NEEDS MORE COCK
TIS WHY HE GETS ALL THE SD BOYS IN MY FIC
ALSO WHY HASN'T ALL OF STUART FUCKED HIM YET
LIKE DEREK EVEN BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT
"I thought you loved me." "I do. But do you really think I can afford that on my dad's career--on my future career?"
I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT LAST ONE POSTED SO LATE.
IT WAS FOR WHEN JULIAN TOLD LOGAN, AND LOGAN WAS SAYING WHY HE COULDN'T BE WITH JULIAN BECAUSE OF IT.
AND IT WAS GOING TO HURT.
AND LIKE I COULD SEE JULIAN ACTUALLY BEING AFRAID OF IT AFTER BECAUSE MAYBE BEING WITH JULIAN IS BAD FOR LOGAN'S DAD'S CAREER AND FOR LOGAN.
BUT THEN LOGAN WILL LAUGH AND SAY THAT BEING WITH JULIAN IS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO HIM.