Or is he off shagging some sheep and ignoring me?

shagging sheep?

It's what he does, lass. Dreadful habit of his. never quite grew out of it.

This sort of thing should never see daylight. Maybe he's doing THAT, and plotting. Are you prepared?

He's no match for me, love.

Good to hear.

If you catch him shagging, ask him to stop. I pity the sheep

Will you be alright mon ami?

LOL he never listens to me! And of course I will be fine!

...Sheep...

Call on me if you need a hand

bloody brilliant

Da.

I'm glad~!

I mean I am fine

I am glad to hear that mon ami~!

... ah-- right. And you, mademoiselle?

I am fine as well. Spending time with Canada in Palis. How is Paris doing in your household?

((try saying that 5x really quick ))

Palis and Paris are very confusing, oui?

Still being a bother, huh?

That's good to hear England.