I made a handy dandy sexuality chart for you all. 
https://i.imgur.com/fmjXR.png
https://i.imgur.com/fmjXR.png 
XDc Hajime~~~~<333333
jadequetzal: Poor thing couldn't have sex even if he wanted since he'd die of embarrassment. 
That so~<3?
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN
it means everybody but hideki get laid