Hi, I'm unreasonably attracted to Dr House.
Like, unreasonably.
He is angry and disapproving and broken but deep down he's a good person, he just doesn't know how to show it.
Hmm, who does that sound like?
I wonder if the injured leg is optional, or an integral part of my 'type'.
Anybody want to stand around and squeal with me?
Actually, there isn't a whole lot of squealing about this show is there?
Except when he starts unexpectedly taking his pants off.
Mostly it's just whoa unf.
But you guys could totally do that with me too.
He is so snarky! There must be someone else here who just wants to stare at him for hours, right?
oh man I was sooooo into him in the early seasons
I AM SO INTO HIM RIGHT NOW.
I am in Season Two.
like, there's this one promo image of him in a bathtub with a whole bunch of pill bottles
and like, guh. so, so hot.
...I would be reluctant to search for that myself because spoilers.
I WILL FIND IT FOR YOU
But could you link me to that?
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
but yeah, I mean, I find Sherlock Holmes attractive in, like, all incarnations, so it only makes sense
Yeah, basically.
Now he is talking about masturbating oh god.
oh my god just doing this image search is bringing back all the feeeeelings
/jealou
littledots
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...I can't spell, sorry.
Oh, man, they even live in 221B!
I really really hope Wilson keeps living there with him. Poor, long-suffering Wilson.
Aww, man, I should have known better.
That is ridiculously hot.
He is so broken.
Guh.
Just... guh.
Oh, wow, he looks serious in that. Like, actually not snarky. How is this possible?
I HOPE YOU ARE GRATEFUL, CUBIE, BECAUSE THIS SEARCH IS A TRIAL FOR ME. JUST VERY DIFFICULT. IT FEELS LIKE A CHORE.
I AM SORRY, MON. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THIS FOR ME.
I DO APPRECIATE IT, THOUGH. IT IS WONDERFUL.
But I am still marathoning season two, so I hope you don't think I will be without eye candy otherwise.
...is it really a chore for you to stare at pictures of House?
LOL OF COURSE NOT
/totally misses all the sarcasm
alkjsdfjsdd EYES,
AND ALSO STUBBLE.
Monica, you are amazing.
holy fuck.
Suit and eyes and gloves?
/dies
That is so perfect. I am in awe.
OKAY THEY ARE JUST A REALLY GOODLOOKING TEAM IN GENERAL: hughlaurie.net/newadditi...
here, be mesmerized by his eyes: hughlaurie.net/newadditi...
oh my god, aren't they just?
But, uh, aren't those seating arrangements a little suspect?
nvm, mesmerised.
I CAN SEE INTO FOREVER.
OKAY I'M GOING TO STOP NOW OTHERWISE I WILL DROWN MYSELF IN PICTURES OF HOUSE
TOO LATE FOR ME I HAVE ALREADY DROWNED.
IT IS LOVELY IN HERE.
ahahaha
you are making me want to rewatch the early seasons
They are kind of amazing.
I mean, except for the shitty protrayals of gay people.
I love Chase and House's interactions the most.
except of course it is not on netflix, wonderful
wow, really? I would have thought it would be super-popular.
that's probably why it's not for streaming. :|
Oh. 
yeaaah, sigh. OH WELL I WILL GET MYSELF SOME DVDS EVENTUALLY
in any case I have Blackadder to watch still and that has Hugh Laurie in it!
oooh, nice!
yes, gah, he is such a talented man and I had the most ridiculous crush on him in college
Man, I have never even seen him in anything else.
But I know what he should be in, and that's the Dark Tower movies.
Holy shit Wilson broke House's cane?
oh is this the prank war?
Well, it's the first time Wilson has retaliated, but House has been pulling shit since Wilson moved in with him.
aaah, yeah. that's what I meant!
It is so childish, but I love that Wilson got him back. 
yes. and I love that it would be TOTALLY APPALLING to do that to any other crippled person, but House is all, "heh heh"
AUGH THEY ARE SO ADORABLE AND SYNCHRONISED.
Yes, exactly! And it was something House totally didn't expect.
BECAUSE WILSON IS SO GOOD AT PROJECTING AN AIR OF INNOCENCE
YES!
And because he never expected anyone to touch his precious cane.
HOUSE IS WEARING A SUIT
AND A BOWTIE
AND SMOKING A CIGAR
AND PLAYING POKER
I CAN'T EVEN
HIS SUIT MATCHES WILSON'S EXACTLY EXCEPT FOR THE BUTTONS I AM IN HEAVEN.
THIS SOUNDS ADORABLE
IT IS.
IT IS SO ADORABLE.
Chase actually sounding Australian instead of attempted-Australian-written-by-American.
I approve.
oh, he doesn't actually sound Australian? man, that's sad after how hard he supposedly lobbied to keep his accent
No, no, his accent is flawless. But he says inaccurate things sometimes.
Including describing bull ants as brown.
But I do really love having an Australian character on tv.
oh, well I know he's Australian-- my thought was that he'd point out any inaccuracies! but I guess not?
you are unreasonably attracted to Dr. House because Dr. House is unreasonably attractive.
i remember seeing an interview or something with hugh laurie
being all baffled by all the "you are sexy" feedback
i only vauuuuugely remember things i've seen him in before, but i can see how before this seeing him as having more 'goofy charm'
than something people would call 'sexy'
that would have to be a ....mental adjustment for someone XD
AND HE'S REALLY SO ADORABLY GOOD-NATURED XD;
also wilson screws with cane moment is A+++
i love it when they sabotage one another play
HOUSE IS SEXY AS HELL.
Also, Wilson. I think Wilson is goddamn adorable and also hot. ^.^
he really is
it's those emotive eyebrows
YES, HIS EYEBROWS. Augh, I love them!
I AM SO GLAD THAT I AM NOT ALONE.
I love you all.
And House.