Really? That's... not good, exactly, but kind of a relief. ~_~

Oh god it was his birthday, wasn't it. Zoro's present was to... stay out of his way all day...

HAHA oops. TOMORROW THEN. Or, HEY WAIT MARCH TWO that's today for me. Yay future!

Happy Birthday crap cook

Zoro will eat your stupid cake

but he will only sort of like it. and he will make a comment about how it's too sweet. and maybe also ask for booze on the side

WHAT noooo that's just gonna mess up him, mn B|

man*

he can't even rag on Sanji on his birthday??

geeze

your hair is... really... dumb today?

Haha, nahh. He'd probably just give an Obligatory Birthday Grunt.

WHY ARE YOU SO HARD TO SHOP FOR

I love this conversation.

SHUT UP HE DOESN'T NEED YOUR FORGIVENESS /throws it at your dumb face

And keep those hearts away from me, man

MelonFlavored lolol DON'T YOU HAVE AN APP YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING. B|

I DO BUT HOMEWORK FIRST 8D

wasurechatta sweet jesus sanji stop being so fabulous it's giving me a headache

OH maybe zoro can get you new sparkles to go with your weird chin pubes

your old ones probably got worn out from all the mermaids

better make it a halloween event, then

MelonFlavored OH YEAH better do that shit first I GUESS

SOB

HAHAAA

LOLOL CAN HE CAUSE EVERYONE'S EYEBROWS TO CURL

SUDDENLY. SANJI-BROWS.

HAHA NO WE WILL ALL RISE UP AND MURDER YOU, SANJI

Sacrifice you to the eyebrow gods

Zoro will PLUCK THAT SHIT

HAIR BY HAIR. FOLLICLE BY FOLLICLE.

and he will use THREE TWEEZERS

HAHAH I'M SORRY but not really

you started it, man

LMAO w/e JUST GET THOSE EYEBROWS AWAY FROM ME

yeah, LIKE IPIKAK

spoiler alert: it makes you throw up

B-BLEEHHH