I'm not into defining things in binaries, but I suppose I would have to say Jake.

dirksexual however.

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dirk will offer this lonely dirksexual a bit of dirk to appease him blushes furiously like in the animes

hoping Jake would say something like that. Where do you want your Dirk?

[[omgh im so glad this is meant to lame omfg]]

you can put your dirk anywhere strider. Where would you like it do today?

[[WE'RE JUST REALLY LAME MAY]]

he could put his Dirk all over Jake's face, and in his hair.

[[dirk is jizz]]

dirk all over his everything. But where should we start? waggles eyebrows suggestively

[[lmfao but what about loveseed]]

With you sucking my dick. (◡‿◡✿)

[[it has many names okay]]

sucking Dirk's dick. takes off dirks boxers and reveals little dirk

[[jake calls his adventure potion]]

that isn't really sure about this 'little Dirk' business, but he's cool with anything that leads to some lollipop level shit.

[[jake the adventure potion: a childrens book or a kmeme fic about jake jacking off??]]

he knew how to describe little dirk to better appease big dirk. But pretends dirk took him to the candy shop and let him lick the lollipops.

[[what if both and then someone googles it online and comes upon the fic and theyre like GOD NO]]

Go ahead boy and don't you stop. Keep going til you hit the spot. W-whoa.

[[lmao i want 2 write that fic dirks probably wirtten that fic]]

dirk in his mouth and sucks on him like a cerulean lollipop. Unable to speak, he listens to dirk recite "candy shop" as he blows him.

[[omfg plEASE you'd get all the kudos......]]