All the cool kids are doing it!

YAY QUESTIONS! I choose number 9, please!

7!

9: Uhhhh... um... geez.

You know you can decline.

Aw, you don't have to answer if you don't want to <3

Yeah

9: My nephew is a parrot! And, I prefer sleeping on a mattress on the floor to an actual bed.

Are those random? idek.

Random is hard for me

7: Abe.

XDD GOOD ANSWERS.

IKR?

A+

He can be the answer to at least, like, four of these questions. Makes my life so much easier.

I like mattresses on floors too.

They make me feel like I am less busy in my life.

I like them because I can't fall out. 8D I don't move around a lot when I sleep, but I still like being that close to the ground.

XD I totally understand.

I could try to give you a genuine answer to number seven, but it would kind of be everything.

Oh, I can wear my hair down, that feels kind of sexy.

Oh, I am sitting on a soft couch, that's sexy.

Hey, there is a person over there. You know, they're really sexy.

XDDD That is awesome. And also sexy.

My life is full of sexuality.

Everything is sexy!

But Abe is on a whole nother level of sexy, and is therefore still a valid answer.

indeed. ^.^

This whole Plurk is sexy.

Now it is more sexy!

Yuuup, more sexy Abe is always good

4!

Ooh, celebrities.

Okay.

I would fuck Stephen Colbert.

I would marry Clint Eastwood.

I would kill Chuck Norris.

Stephen Colbert <333

Exactly!

But CAN you kill Chuck Norris? Is that possible?

I feel that this is limited because I do not watch a lot of tv or movies and my whole world is anim.

Pfft. I'll be married to Clint Eastwood. of course we can kill Chuck Norris.

xDD

Also, I hate the asshole.

Curious, what's your anime version of #4 then? :3

Oooh, okay!

I guess I would fuck Waya and marry Abe?

Can't decide if that should be the other way around...

If we're assuming that my hypothetical marriage to them doesn't get in the way of either of them being with their designated soulmates,

then, yeah. Marry Abe.

And I'm pretty sure everyone already knows who I'd like to kill.

Disclaimer: ASSUMING ALL PARTIES ARE OVER THE AGE OF CONSENT, OKAY.

Hehe, of course. ^.^ EXCELLENT CHOICES.

XD They are so special to meeee!

AHAHAHA I ENJOY YOUR RESPONSES SO FAR

and I choose 15!

\o/

I have only been drunk once... or maybe twice, and they weren't actually interesting. As such, this may get TIM.

....TMI

aw <3 acceptable, continue, pls, as is comfortable for you!

The first time Boyfriend and I had sex, it was in a primary school playground.

(It was the weekend.)

Because we were really young and horny and also we were rebels.

And it was some of the most fucked up, violent, amazing sex I have ever had.

mmm, awesommmmmme

No-one ever mentioned it to us, so we assume we never got caught either.

XD It was ridiculous.

Teenagers are dumb.

Now that I think about it, we used to do heaps of shit in public places when we had nowhere to go. It's amazing we were never arrested.

true, but if you don't regret it then it was worth it <3 and if you didn't get caught <3

Haha, I think I only don't regret it because we never got caught. But it was kind of fun, in an adrenaline sort of way.

TMI over now. Until the next question I can't answer "Abe" to, I guess.

YAYYYYYY <3

I LIKE YOUR ANSWERS <3

Thanks, Ten!

^.^ <33333

And if there's anyone who wants to ask more things or things that are not on that list, go ahead, I don't care if you're already asked.

number 11!!!! Please!

i love travel XD

If I could travel anywhere right now, it would be to my Neen's doorstep.

But if you're talking about life goals and stuff?

Then it would be America because plurkers and cons.

I don't actually have travel goals or care about destinations, though.

XDDD well those are BOTH awesome destinations!

YAOICON IS A TOTALLY APPROPRIATE TRAVEL DESTINATION.

XD TOTALLY IS

I'm glad you agree!

It is my faaavorite con!

before friends to share it with, and also after when people are there with me too, who are awesome to hang out with! XD

it is fun!

funner with people!

I bet it is! One day I will go to Yaoicon with you, okay?

YES.

It is a date. Set for "one day".

I LIKE THIS PLAN MUCHLY

XD OKAY

ONE DAY

YES TALE OF ESCAPADE A++

XD I thought so!

I ENJOY THE METAPHOR OF IT ALL

There was a metaphor?

or, like, a thematic thing? about, like, an "adult" activity in a place associated with childhood and the fact that you were teenagers and

thus in between the two, etc

That is fascinating!

Actually, it was just nearby. I think.

But that makes it sound much more awesome.

I AM A WRITER AND THUS SEE THE METAPHORICAL POSSIBILITIES IN, LIKE, EVERYTHING

but that had an exceptional amount of metaphorical potential!

I had never actually considered that before. My eyes have been opened!

XD

number 8!

ooh, exciting!

1. Jack's Manniquin

2. Tim Minchin

3. The Dubliners

4. MIKA

5. Kelly Clarkson

Only sort of in order, though.

hahaha <3