Live near Seattle? Free time Saturday? Come be a zombie in a secret project Dead Gentlemen are doing w/ ZOE fb.me/1nzKPiD9O 
Grumble.
Never in Washington DC, noooooooo.. always on the West Coast.. I must live on the most borin' coast ALIVE!! (Flounces out)
there was a zombie obstacle course in Baltimore, I believe
runforyourlives.com/ It's all over, and spreading!
dagnabbit!
Drat even.