So I went to band and it turns out our conductor wasn't there today because his wife has something "kinky" going in her intestines.

How, uh, interesting.

Then in AP Lit, we had to take a test on Frankenstein on chapters 1-4 plus the preface

and it was OPEN BOOK! : D

So yeah, free one-zero-zero right there.

and then in Sociology at the Junior College, someone stepped outside and had a seizure.

So yes, it was interesting.