if she shows up at the bar he is taking you right back to your house, young lady

Hey how else is she supposed to get drinks

AND SHE'S MOSTLY 18 OKOK

then she can mostly wait

and when she turns 18, he'll send her a nice bottle wishing her happy birthday

17 and ten months in canon plus 2 months in mayfield

you gotta give it to her

. . . don't cheat the system like that

and 18 isnt old enough for america!

(yeah, america is stupid, let's talk about that)

But you're not America! You're España!

/likes using ñ