would literally do backflips and eat McDonald's for a year to get his hands on one.

where we could get one.

have to ask Japan...combine technology with magic, possibly?

y'all can just ask Tony.

does not trust that bloody...alien! Tony hates him, anyway...

these are all amazing ideas! Why don't we try both... just to be safe?

also thinks that Daddy has always seemed the Doctor type.

doesn't think so! He thinks you and Tony get along perfectly fine!

doesn't see how....the bloke is constantly spewing insults at him!

Really?

crosses her arms. "Okay... I don't care how we get it... the fact is we need a TARDIS."

starting to become rather annoyed. Yes, really...don't you ever pay attention?!
He does agree that they've gotten off-topic, though...he

just won't be accepting help from... Tony.

"So... if you wont, then why don't I do it? Then, when we get the TARDIS I'll just pick you up?"

"I won't let you go off alone...that'd be irresponsible of me."

"I wont be alone if I take Uncle Al with me, now will I?"

"Uncle...? When did I become an uncle?"

"Your brother is my Papa. Canada, remember him?"

actually finds this rather amusing. "Oh,yes, I'm sure you'll be fine with Uncle Alfred...haha...but I'd rather accompany you."

stares. "Bro cannot have given birth. That's just sick and wrong on so many levels."

sighs. "But, then how exactly are we going to procure a TARDIS?"

thwacks him upside the head. "We're not her biological parents, you moron...mm? Well...I'm not entirely sure. Perhaps we should find the

Doctor and ask to borrow his?

*"

confused. "So... you're a dad, too...?"

and he's not going to thwack back, because he's going to cause someone a concussion.

also confused. You didn't hesitate to throw him through a wall, why would you hesitate to hit him? "...yes, I suppose you could say that."

... no idea why... so he'll remedy that by smacking you right now Haha! "Well... uh... why, dude." Confused, with a small sign of

amusement and nostalgia. "You like bein' a dad, don't ya'?"

winces but otherwise pretends to be indifferent, making a mental note to send Alfred a nice curse sometime this week. However, he's quickly

distracted, eyeing the other male curiously. "Ah...? Well...yes. I'm rather fond of children..."

"Speaking of children, this child would like to know how we are supposed to contact the Doctor?"

snorts and rolls his eyes. "Too bad ya' weren't born a human, huh?" He thinks. "Ask a superhero! And I still say, Tony."

blinks, looking confused. "...how do you mean? Certainly, there are benefeits to being a human, but...I'm glad that I was born a nation, and

have lived the life I did. Let me see...as for the Doctor, he usually appears when extraordinary things occur, right?"

"Oh! So we'll do something extraordinary then? How about crop circles... or UFOs?"

"By that I meant a woman. 'Coz then ya' could've had babies and children like crazy!" He grins, before nodding enthusiastically. "SEE, I

told ya' Tony could help!"

murmurs something that sounds suspiciously like, 'But then I never would have met you or Matthew andanywayi'veneverreallymetawomanthatiloved

', then quickly covers it up with a cough, nodding reluctantly. "I suppose that may be the case...but Tony isn't hostile, is he? I wonder if

that would draw the Doctor's attention..."

"Send out a psychic distress call to the Doctor's psychic paper... that always works right?"