the tree on my mom's side is completely Texas

except for my gramma's gramma who was from at-the-time Prussia

but I'm sure there's some Irish thrown in, and my biological father's side definitely has more German in it so

it really just seems like my mom's side just popped into Texas and no one knows where they came from

oh and supposedly there's some native american tossed in but we lost pictures in some kind of natural disaster

most likely a tornado

your family is some kind of magical texan mushroom

it is.....