had an awkward dream involving bacon. was married to bacon but someone ate her. how weird?
this is one of the best things iv read in a while
Haha nice
i was like oh no my wifes been eaten .
Aha well that sounds like fun! Yer awfy strange babe
Nott as starnge as the giraffe one thoug 
yeah that was a weird one tbh
wee bit