you go Charles...

...to wind a piece of string around?

Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.

But yes, Mostly, I was originally going for the Charlie Brown quote.

My dad says that constantly. (and yes, he's a Charlie Brown fanboy)

I was waiting for someone to say they had a roll...

Yeah, I get rocks like that too

No getting angry with the Wal-mart employees...

i gotta ROCK!
rocks