At work earlier, a group of about 7 or 8 kids came in and were being loud and obnoxious, as most teenagers tend to be.

I generally ignore them because I don't really care and they usually aren't in my store for any longer than about 5 minutes or so.

So I'm going about my business, when I see them running around the store, knocking shit off the shelf, and not picking them up.

did you kill them

Then they all head over to a table we have set up on the candy aisle and start grabbing bags of candy and open them up and start eating them

All the while laughing like wild hyenas and just adding to the typical teenage stereotype.

I lose my shit and walk over to them and yell "HEY!". They all shut up at once and looked at me.

I said "You guys need to go pick up all the shit you knocked over and you are gonna pay for all of this candy that you opened too".

They all looked at each other, then 2 of them grabbed the bags they opened and walked up to the register. I followed them up there to make-

-sure they did. When they finished, I checked the other kids and they picked up all the stuff they knocked over, save for a few things.

One of them kept apologizing to me, but I just told them to not come back or I'll call the cops.

I'm generally very easy going and calm about stuff, but I HATE HATE HATE when kids think they are above everyone else and think they can-

-do whatever the fuck they want.

Like a couple weeks ago, some kid tried stealing a bottle of Jagermeister. Another girl at my work caught him and stopped him from walking-

ugh that sounds shitty.

-out with it. He kept trying to side step her, so I walked over and stood in front of him, glaring him down. He looked at me and, no joke,-

-started crying.

I said "Give me the bottle now and get the fuck out". He handed over the bottle and if it weren't for my dumb co-worker, would've gotten-

-in trouble with the cops but she let him go as I was on the phone with dispatch.

It's just annoying when things like this happen. I shouldn't have to deal with little shits like this that get let out into society.

But oh well. POT PIE, DON'T CARE.

POT PIE.

Oh yes, this is happening. On my smooth, naked face.

hahaha i'm almost afraid

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