KyitDingir
16 years ago
One Rocking Chair (LOL)
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KyitDingir
16 years ago
Two elderly residents were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.
KyitDingir
16 years ago
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what
KyitDingir
16 years ago
you’re wanting; for $5 I’ll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
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KyitDingir
16 years ago
The old lady looked surprised but didn’t say a word.
KyitDingir
16 years ago
The old man continued, "For $10 I’ll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I’ll take you back to my room,
KyitDingir
16 years ago
light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you’ve ever had in your life."
KyitDingir
16 years ago
The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple moments starts digging down in her purse.
KyitDingir
16 years ago
She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
KyitDingir
16 years ago
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man with a satisfied smirk.
KyitDingir
16 years ago
"Get serious," she finally says, rolling her eyes. "I want four times in the rocking chair.")
kuletz
16 years ago
(LOL)
kuletz
16 years ago
si lola chumechever (dance)
KyitDingir
16 years ago
(dance) hahaha
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