malachip
wishes
my cat didn't think my left calf was a fun toy this morning and contemplates leg gnawing in retaliation although the irony would be lost
Midi
asks
are you sure your left calf isn't a fun toy?
malachip
thinks
it must be as this isn't the first time. 
<- that's my "preparing to gnaw on cat leg smiley"
<- that's my "preparing to gnaw on cat leg smiley"
Midi
hopes
cat legs taste good, but suspects probably not.
Charlemagne
wonders
how to cook a cat... much meat on there? 
Midi
says
Midi
says
she has no experience of this, obviously, just a guess. ahem