"...and then jolly St. Nick socked Arius in the jaw and narrowly avoided execution for committing a violent act before the emperor"

I think I will draw this scene on Christmas cards

and send it to all my family members

saying "there's already a 'Christ' in the word Christmas"

"so why don't we add some FUN theology"

"PS..."

"X in Xmas is just the Greek letter denoting Christ"

"not a blasphemy"

"Happy New Year."

(and I read that and think 'X'...Final Fantasy-X...so....Christmas is a video game?)