/amused by this test

I suppose if I count my meds as "narcotics"....

there is a startling lack of illegal activities of the sober kind on this list

"Have you ever taken part in a terrorist attack" would be a pretty good choice. :|

I suppose chaste and sober dictators would just get a free pass, though.

Or "You were in the Italian mafia at one point"

or "you sold your baby for crystal meth"

THESE JUST AREN'T SAYING 'CORRUPT' TO ME.

this is more like "did you do what everyone said was the Thing to Do in college or at least what you remember of it"

lmao that was the general idea I had too.

it's a test of "Are you an adult and have you done things most people do on the way to becoming an adult?"

srsly.

you know, the optional part.

that some people skip.

yup

/counts how many of these end in vomit

"HAVE YOU EVER ROBBED A BANK." That's a good one.

Though something spicy in there.

I've sold other people's babies for crystal meth

AAAH, that counts.

Mark dat.

or, you know. just CHEATING.

banal felonies.

fraud.

running traffic lights....

and then proceeded to sell the crystal meth to other babies at an exorbitant price

FFFF

socking someone in the jaw isn't even on this list.

why deplete your inhibitions if you aren't going to DO anything.

and how is sleeping with a relative LESS corrupt than being removed from a bar??

/rejects this test.

OH WOW SOMEONE TRIED ALCOHOL HOW CORRUPT IS THAT!!

SAME SEX SEXYTIMES?! WOW YOU SO CORRUPT

LOL I love how orgasm adds corruptness points

OMG YOU HAD AN ORGASM?! DURING SEX?!

you crazy child, you

"nah, we just quit halfway through"

"fuck it"

LOLOL

it should be the 'have you tried these grownup things yet?' test

but it is pretty amusing on it's own

Yeah, it's an amusing test, but not one to take seriously