Though acids are fun, it's not as much fun watching everyone else get to play with them.

Plus I know some 'briliant' child is going to ask me, what would happen if I drink this about thirty times.

Then someone actually will try to drink it. Or will spill/pour it on someone else.

Probably the same kid that decided poking scissors in an electrical outlet was a good idea at the beginning of the semester.

And their coordinator will just laugh and be all like "well you know they don't think the same as your kids" as an excuse and wave it off.

There should be an entrance exam for high school, or a basic IQ test administered before allowing kids to play with chemicals.