OH MY GOD. I JUST REALISED I COULD PUT MY HAIR IN A QUIFF NOW IF I WANTED TO. OH MY GOD.
WAIT A SEC WHILE I GET HAIR STUFF.
Pah. This isn't working.
Back to female!David Mitchell it is.
You... probably dont look like David Mitchell.
That said, a quiff would make you look like a 90's teddy boy.
I think I speak for us all when I say that we dont want that for you.