Amerika, why is that mushroom talking?
The one that can't say banana, of course. Is it England teaching the mushroom to talk?
There is no mushroom in that video. What are you talking about? The kid?
That's a child? It looks like a talking mushroom to me. Are you certain England did not wish one of his imaginary friends to life?
I'm sure it's not. Englands' imaginary friends don't even exist. Haha! That's why they are imaginary, Russia.
But Amerika, England believes they exist, so they have to exist. It's like Christmas, da? Just because you can't see it doesn't mean
it isn't there. Besides, if we went of your sight, I think a lot of things would become imaginary.
Nothing is wrong with my sight.
Then you won't mind me borrowing Texas, da?
You're not borrowing Texas, Russia.
Why not? You said you didn't need them, Amerika. Of course, I understand. It's only Amerikan to lie through your teeth.
I didn't say I didn't need them. I just said my eyesight is fine. I'd hardly call that a lie.
Nonsense. If your eyesight was fine you would not need a rectifying device to use them like a normal person. You're silly, Amerika.
They are a signature of me. I don't lend out Texas, either way.
That didn't answer my point, but I'm glad you're willing to bend that rule just this once, 'Merika.
That you'll lend your glasses. Thank you, comrade~
No, I said I don't lend out my glasses.
Sure you did. You said you'd be fine seeing without them.
Yeah, but I'm not lending them out. I didn't agree to that part.
Sure you are, 'Merika. You just don't know you are yet~
England
says 2011-12-01T06:21:03.000Z
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What? How does that even make sense? I think I would know if I'm going to agree to something or not.