get the philosoraptor in here

or galen

whichever works

:'3c

Jay-bait, of course.

Why didn't I think of that sooner.

Hello, would you like to step into my van?

iuskjhfdkjsdhfsdfusf

epic i will fight you

I have GalenCharles porn.

I have familytiems fluff.

I have multiple AUs.

but mostly I have GalenCharles.

would you like a GalenCharles poster?

No? That's fine.

I'll just take it back.

give it to me

I'm sorry, you refused me.

i will climb into your van

willingly

Sorry, the deal's over.

You had your chance and refused it.

I just was telling you what you missed out on.

Good day.

iosjfd

climbs back into van

/CRYING MY HEART OUT

starts the ignition

/LATCHES SELF ONTO CAR

/BY MEANS OF SUPER GLUE

/AND LOTS OF ROPE

*VAN, I MEAN

RUNS YOU OVER

I mean uh

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....D8

YOU KIDS GET OFF MY CAR

... /LATCHES WITH KOUHAI...

8T okay, Caddyl gets shotgun

and then Tarot can sit in the back

YAY

because I figure Jumper's gonna jump in sooner or later

or not depending on her schedule

but Jay, get off the front of my car

or else

www.popimage.com/content...

You'll end up like the raccoon.

b-but

where did all the love go

:c

What love.

I stalk you.

I have a diary that details everything you do every morning.

Every breath you take

Every move you make

I'll be watching you.

obb

sounds just like a love song

whoahhahahahhhhh

caught in a bad romance

More like caught on my front bumper.

GET OFF MY CAR

DAMN COLLEGE STUDENTS

...EPIC YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A LISCENCE

That's what you think.

NOT WHAT YOU KNOW.

OH REALLY

YES REALLY

:V IF YOU ONLY KNEW

HOW THE STALKING WENT BOTH WAYS

SURE THING, SWEETHEART.

IF YOU ONLY KNEW

BUT HOW WOULD YOU KNOW

I don't make it a habit to announce my reign of terror upon the road because everyone who meets me driving a car will die a swift death.

You can imagine the panic and chaos it causes.

of course i can

End discussion.

<s>i was stalking you as you drove your way and caused mayhem everywhere</s>

epic i love you

<strike>Lies, since I don't even have a license.</strike>

I love you too, Jay.

:'>

<s>see, i told you</s>

<strike>you spelled it "liscence". What the hell is that?</strike>

<s>epic shush i can't spell okay</s>

<strike>I'm sorry, I can't accept that. Write it properly right now and you will be forgiven.</strike>

<S>license</s>

<s>there do you love me yet</s>

<strike>I knew I loved you before I met you.</strike>

did you know actual strikes are possible on plurk

yes

but I'm too lazy to learn

or at least too lazy to google it

--you do this, only on both ends

that's really weird formatting

--ooh, cool. Thanks, man!--

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plurk is weird okay

it fucks up my emotessiujkfhksjdf LOL

howdidthatnot get lined

because of the exclamation point

*it would do the same for any other formatting, see!*