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why

WHYYY

lol what

I don't need a reason why!

ok you just confirmed my suspiciouns

so um

again

whyyyyy

...

ok you guys know that if you only put in key words nobody knows wtf youre talking about

like wheres the rest of the convo? in your heads it counts

lol

yeah

Well, I guess it makes sense.

How you welcome my acrimony so readily.

Is that a human thing?

Just take what I asy to mean the opposite.

But you're of the same cosmic faculty.

Is this troll shenanigans or human social constructs?

Okay, I'm done now.

omg you've surpassed kid as the best troll EVER

were you like studying when nobody was looking

or just hiding in wait

hiiidiinngg

now its time for the lack of wait

the best part is how she rememberes like everything

I MEAN AS SHE DEMONSTRATED ABOVE

oops, I betrayed the eidetic memory I've hidden all along.

wtf is that

'remember everything anyone ever says or does ever'

oh god

Not everyone means what they say literally!

Oh this is way too fun.

oh god

yeah thats pretty much the sentence i repeated forever when i first found out

Pfff.

...oh

oh dear, lol

Oh my lord.

You deus ex machinad up the place. I approve.

wtf is that

that some term for fancy troll

dude the fact its a fancy word at all makes it a troll

Apò mēkhanês Theós

Hahaha.

Ageōmétrētos mēdeìs eisítō?

pff

Aei ho theos geōmetreî.

okay you know what

what are their kids gonna be like how hard are they going to troll

If you are already imagining them then they are already trolling you.

how precocious!

But if we're discussing how future children might turn out...

im not involved in this conversation

just

no shenanigans leave my future kids alone

dude that never deters anyone

it makes it worse

any of these children would be completely well behaved as they learn to imitate through their elders

See, the problem here is I never know whether you are being completely serious or completely sarcastic.

my answer to that

just look at my message again

yeah

considering the trucks my wagon is hooked up to

my kids are totally going to rule the skool

... "trucks"?