AHHHH but that would make Belarus...Russia and Ukraine's child? AHHH the disturbing factor just went up-but no, definitely leave that part.

out.

She can be adopted...

Y-Yes but then brother and sister would still be...mama and papa bear

................Worst oedipus complex ever?

Although I mean, I guess they're the older ones? So?

Mh! ........ little sissssssssssss They can both dote on her...

A-Awwww that's disarmingly cute-BUT THE POINT IS WE GET TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF POLAND. OKAY? OKAY.

Scaring Poland is always a good plan.

Russia approves by default.

Always!! Ah! I just realized-I have a toy from Ukraine-it's a little paddle with two little bears sitting on either side of a little bowl

and when you tilt it back and forth, theydip their spoons into the bowl and touch it to their mouths!

This just gets more and more legit

and Poland would be the best Goldilocks ever... like, this is too hot, you should blow on it or something for me

except...better...

That sounds really cute!