pats him on the shoulder. "Ah...if it's any consolation, I don't believe cheetahs are very common around your house."

"... you're sure??" Anxious forever.

nods. "I...don't think they've ever lived in Europe." He'll just be ignoring zoos for the time being.

sighs in RELIEF. "Oh thank god..." Slumps. "I was all ready to get my axe so I could chop it's head off!"

holds his hands up. "I d-don't think that would have b-been entirely necessary..."

blinks. "Yeah it would have..." Is terrified of shit like that coming around.

sighs. "Ah, well...how about instead of that, you just, um, let me know. A-and I'll take care of it, no...no axes needed." After all, it's

not the cheetah's fault he's scary! ...not that he thinks cheetah's are scary.