I now want no Ms. Garcia. EVER.

Well, I always wanted that.

I kind of wish she would retire already.

2 more fucking years.

Stop cussing around my profile.

I'm not. You're my plurk friend so plurk shows responses.

Responses to my plurks which appear on my profile. Either way, stop doing it. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

Your only friends are me, Audrey, and plurkbuddy. No fans. So, no children really.

Are we not considered children in the eyes of the law? But still. Stop cussing like a madwoman.

You guys taught me how to cuss.

I learned from society. And I learned "s***" from my parents. Then I kept saying it for a day.

I was four years old.

HAHA.

And I pretended I was a news reporter and kept saying it. I learned it from my dad. We were all playing badminton in the backyard.

(Actually, I'm not sure how old I was.)

(I think I was even younger - yup, I was. Maybe three. Or two. I was capable of speech, at least.)

You don't remember the first three years of your life. -----science fact.

I remember my third birthday. My mother told me that I didn't need to wear diapers anymore.

Those are either made-up memories or dreams. SCIENTIFIC FACT.

It was early in the morning and I had gone across the hall to the bathroom.

After successfully going to the bathroom, my mother happily told me that.

I also have another memory. My grandmother and I were sleeping on the floor of my grandfather's office.

I woke up late at night, looked over at my grandmother, and saw that she was awake. She told me to turn off the aircon.