it's like engrish gone terribly wrong

i write-a zeez tags like zee wind-o

i have no idea what the hell accent that was meant to be but

THE POINT STANDS

LMFAO alkskfajhwaugowigjakh

I

HAVE

NO WORDS

YOU ARE SO DAMN CUTE

CAPS LOCK FOREVER

TO THE WINDOOOOOW, TO THE WALL

I don't know why I felt the need to replurk that lmaoijsfaiuwoj

/such a loser

HAHASHDFKSDFGHKSDfkjsdf

Y-YOU WERE PLANTING YOUR FLAGPOLE IN ME!!!! IT'S OKAY, I UNDERSTAND!!!!

"DAI WAS HERE!!!! then she jumped out the window"

oh wow wait also not in me that sounds

risque

but you know what i mean

/leaves the internet

also SHUT UP YOU'RE CUTER GET OUT OF MY PLURK

OR I WILL DEFENESTRATE YOU

THROUGH THIS E-WINDOW

asljkdfauj I FEEL AS IF I NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME TO WINDOW

...and I have that stupid song in my head

To the window, to the walllllll alskjfawhuoijsfah

sob DON'T HURT MY I SURRENDER

ME

What the hell is typing.

I don't know anymore.

Clearly, I am too excited to be allowed near a keyboard.