doesn't think it's very awesome. He would go with 'just okay'. But he is kind of being a butt.

Canada is just jealous that he doesn't have an awesome costume.

does so...! Okay, that's a total lie and he knows it. Um...

totally willing to help if you need some ideas, bro.

hesitates. "You're not just going to dress me up like a side-kick, are you?"

pauses; damn, how did Mattie know these things? "...'Course not, bro! I was thinkin' more of like... oh! Dude! Do Lex Luthor!"

raises an eyebrow. "But...he's a villain. And bald."

huffs. "...Well. I guess I could switch to Batman or somethin', if you wanna be my Robin."

that has the same 'sidekick' problem, but at least he didn't say Batgirl or something. "...maybe." At least Robin was a really

famous sidekick.

grins, taking that as a 'yes'. "Great! I'm gonna have to return my costume and get a new one, though. That means you owe me McD's."

falters. "H-hey!" Rrrg. Well, those costumes could be kind of pricey. "...fine." He'll just buy him the fish sandwich.

beams. "Great! I want four Big Macs, two Double Doubles, 20 piece Chicken Nuggets, and a large drink and fries!"

makes a show of taking the order down, but he's really writing 'America eats too much' on a receipt. "Okay, I'll be right back." Diet coke

and fish sandwiches for him.

can't wait for the food. "You're the best, Mattie!"

smiles and goes to buy the food. He returns with a few bags and hands them off with a grin. "Here you go!" Heh.

takes the bags, looking as excited as a child on Christmas morning. "Thanks, bro! You're the best!" He opens one of them and then pauses,

seeing the wrapper. "...Dude."

doesn't look away from...whatever he's doing. "Eh? What is it?" Just act nonchalant.

pouts, but starts eating anyway. "Not cool, Mattie! You're not a Robin at all, you totally should be Lex!" All said with his mouth full.

looks at the wrappers and frowns. "Oh, did they get the order wrong? I'm sorry..."

huffs, not believing it at all as he stuffs another one in his mouth. "Lex!"

mentally curses. Seems he pulled this one on America one time too many. Keep trying or bail? Bail. "...well, they're probably better for you

anyways." Who knew with McDonald's...

shakes his head stubbornly, even as he takes a very long sip of his drink. "Nah uh, man. No matter what you say, you're a total Lex."

sighs, feeling just a tiny bit bad. ...just a little, really. "...sorry. Besides, I'm a really bad mad scientist."

Canada feels bad, because playing jokes with McDonalds was going way too far. "Iunno, then. Wanna be Lois Lane?"

tilts his head. "...isn't she Superman's girlfriend?" What happened to Batman and Robin?

shrugs. "Yeah, well. You look kinda girly, so I thought maybe it'd be nice. And since you tricked me, I don't wanna run back to the store to

change my outfit."

frowns and sticks his hands in his pockets. "I'm not girly. And I'm not going as Lois Lane." And then he thinks of an amazing idea. "I could

go as you!" Wait, that wouldn't help with the 'being mistaken for America' problem at all. Ugh, instant regret.

stares, thinking, and then is struck by a brilliant idea. "Dude. Dude! Go as Clark Kent!"

grins. That...is perfect. And surprisiingly ingenious for one of America's ideas. "Okay! I'll go grab a suit." Oh, bonus, he could keep his

glasses.

beams, looking rather proud of himself. "Oh man, this is gonna be so awesome."

pretty excited, even if this is a really silly idea. "I'll be right back,eh?" And off to grab a suit.