jAde hArley
is
this is terrible! this just does not support me!!!
jAde hArley
says
stupid stupid stupid location system
jAde hArley
says
i live in a place better than your list thank you!!!
not dead dave
says
you sure about that one
not dead dave
says
super super sure
jAde hArley
says
dave
jAde hArley
says
when have i ever said things i am not sure about???
not dead dave
says
lol youre fucking joking rite
not dead dave
says
i hope you are coz that that was really funny and ill feel bad if you werent
not dead dave
says
for a second or two
jAde hArley
says
dave
not dead dave
says
what
jAde hArley
says
daaaveee!
not dead dave
says
whaaaaattt
jAde hArley
says
i was just thinking i would not put my display name in this field even though it fits
jAde hArley
says
to show you some solidarity 
jAde hArley
says
but you are being very mean! 
not dead dave
says
what the jesus fucking christ is that damn emoticon
ectoBiologist
says
i guess that is this place's interpretation of a sad face
ectoBiologist
says
well, i hope it is because that is a little bit scary...
jAde hArley
says
i guess it is very angry for me!!!
jAde hArley
says
i am sorry for calling you stupid, website, clearly you have hidden depths
jAde hArley
says
let us unfold and discover them together 
jAde hArley
says
....oh now what is that
jAde hArley
says
that is not what i typed either!!
not dead dave
says
its not doing it to be nice
not dead dave
says
its doing it because it thinks you need help to look stupid haha
not dead dave
says
no but really
not dead dave
says
that comment aside im not actually trying to sound mean to you why would i even do that
not dead dave
says
im not a bad guy
not dead dave
says
i know where to cut the line
ectoBiologist
says
uhhh
not dead dave
says
john
not dead dave
says
i know what you are about to say
not dead dave
says
before you waste your time
not dead dave
says
let me assure you
ectoBiologist
says
wow, that is a big pause...
ectoBiologist
says
i guess that he doesn't know what he is talking about anymore
not dead dave
says
wow
not dead dave
says
you gotta know things better before you talk
not dead dave
says
im here busting my ass getting some huge apology gift
not dead dave
says
for you
not dead dave
says
and youre making fun of me
not dead dave
says
guess screw my olive branch then huh
not dead dave
says
figures
ectoBiologist
says
oh
ectoBiologist
says
wait...
ectoBiologist
says
i am very lost!
not dead dave
says
thats ok john
not dead dave
says
let me take your hand and lead you to the correct place of business
not dead dave
says
we will have to suspend belief that doesnt look really fucking gay but thats okay
not dead dave
says
i can do it
not dead dave
says
for you
not dead dave
says
but only if you make effort too okay
ectoBiologist
says
uhhh
ectoBiologist
says
i am not exactly sure what you are trying to say to me
jAde hArley
says
i am not sure this is going where it seems to be?
jAde hArley
says
john, you might want to step very carefully 8(
not dead dave
says
what faith
not dead dave
says
i guess thats not a thing anymore or they changed the damn textbook definition
not dead dave
says
except now all it says is 'not faith' which means it thinks people practiced it in the fucking first place
C ♋ G
says
WELL DAVE
C ♋ G
says
FOR YOU TO HAVE EARNED A FUCKING HIGH TITLE LIKE THAT YOU NEED TO HAVE DONE THINGS TO EARN IT
C ♋ G
says
YES, THERE ARE MOMENTS TIME AND AGAIN THAT I AM SLIGHTLY GRATEFUL FOR YOUR FUCKING PRESENCE
C ♋ G
says
BUT THAT ONLY TAKES A NANOSECOND BEFORE I DISCOVER MIND-ALTERING DRUGS IN MY FUCKING TEA
C ♋ G
says
SO NO, THERE IS NO FAITH
C ♋ G
says
SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, HAVE A NICE TRIP HOME
C ♋ G
says
NOT
C ♋ G
says
.
not dead dave
says
oh motherfucking christ why are you here
not dead dave
says
this was supposed to be like the one god damn place you people werent at
C ♋ G
says
TOO BAD I HAVE DESCRYED YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT ELUDING ME
C ♋ G
says
I AM ALWAYS GOING TO BEAT YOU SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET USED TO THE FUCKING STATUS QUOU
C ♋ G
says
CHANGE YOUR MODUS OPERANDI ITS NOT GOING AWAY NOW
ectoBiologist
says
oh, hello karkat!
C ♋ G
says
HELLO
C ♋ G
says
JOHN, WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR FUCKING TIME WITH THIS
C ♋ G
says
I KNOW FOR A FUCKING FACT YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN HANG AROUND THIS SIMPLETON
C ♋ G
says
AND HIS
C ♋ G
says
STUPIDASS
C ♋ G
says
TOMFOOLERY
not dead dave
says
what
not dead dave
says
the fuck
not dead dave
says
tomfoolery
not dead dave
says
are you like
not dead dave
says
did you just troll the fucking 1800s, asshole
C ♋ G
says
YES, ACTUALLY
ectoBiologist
says
oh gosh, really?
ectoBiologist
says
wait
ectoBiologist
says
how could you possibly do that...
C ♋ G
says
AND DAVE THEY SENT AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE
C ♋ G
says
ITS JUST FOR YOU SO FEEL FUCKING HONOURED
not dead dave
says
jesus christ
not dead dave
says
fine what
C ♋ G
says
"FUCK YOU"
C ♋ G
says
I GUESS THEY DON'T PERCEIVE YOU AS AUSPICIOUS
C ♋ G
says
I TOLD THEM TO GET IN FUCKING LINE
ectoBiologist
says
oh you did not do it at all
C ♋ G
says
WHAT CLUED YOU IN, JOHN
C ♋ G
says
I MEAN, I GUESS IT WAS TRANSPARENT BECAUSE THEY PROBABLY HAD DIFFERENT SWEAR WORDS
C ♋ G
says
BUT I HAVE HIGHER PRIORITIES THAN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT SOME 1800S HUMAN SAID INSTEAD OF 'FUCK YOU'
not dead dave
says
but its not better than doing it in the first place
not dead dave
says
wow
not dead dave
says
could you be more transparent
C ♋ G
says
EXCUSE ME
C ♋ G
says
I AM NOT TRANSPARENT
C ♋ G
says
JUST THE OTHER FUCKING DAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND ALL THEM
C ♋ G
says
SHIT, UH, WHERE WAS I GOING WITH THAT SENTENCE
not dead dave
says
ha ha ha
not dead dave
says
if you forgot already wow how stupid can you get
jAde hArley
says
dave, forgetting things does not make anyone stupid
jAde hArley
says
i thought that you were not trying to be mean to me!!
not dead dave
says
oh come on
not dead dave
says
thats not what i mean get a frickin clue
not dead dave
says
i meant if he forgets shit and cant take proper care of it then hes an idiot
not dead dave
says
if hes forgetting that quick then it cant be new
not dead dave
says
he should know what hes gotta fucking do already
C ♋ G
says
YOUR LOGIC IS HEAVY WITH FALLACIES
C ♋ G
says
UNTIL YOU PUT IT ON A DIET YOU ARENT GOING TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
ectoBiologist
says
if someone forgets super quick, maybe they forget that they forget??
not dead dave
says
god youd get with the fucking program eventually
not dead dave
says
or is jade the only smart one
not dead dave
says
i guess thats not a surprise
not dead dave
says
outside of me of course
jAde hArley
says
awww!
C ♋ G
says
I AM NOT CRIPPLED BY AMNESIA
C ♋ G
says
IF I WAS THEN I'D FORGET YOUR FACE
not dead dave
says
wow
not dead dave
says
you try to remember my face?
not dead dave
says
god be more gay
C ♋ G
says
YOU KNOW YOU COULD PUT A LITTLE MORE EFFORT INTO THIS, SHITHEAD
C ♋ G
says
IVE EXPLAINED LIKE A MILLION TIMES
C ♋ G
says
HOW THIS SHIT WORKS
C ♋ G
says
STOP THROWING AROUND WORDS LIKE GAY THEY DO NOT FUCKING APPLY
ectoBiologist
says
um, karkat
C ♋ G
says
WHAT?
C ♋ G
says
THIS BETTER BE VERY IMPORTANT, JOHN
C ♋ G
says
I AM OBVIOUSLY IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE
ectoBiologist
says
i really don't think it is coming out the way you want it to...
ectoBiologist
says
i mean...
ectoBiologist
says
i know better but i think maybe someone who doesn't might get a little confused
jAde hArley
says
well i guess i do not know better since i am actually very confused!!! /-:
C ♋ G
says
WHAT THE FUCK ARE ANY OF YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT
ectoBiologist
says
well, dave said "stop being gay about me" (basically) and you said "it doesn't count as gay"
ectoBiologist
says
well that might be seen as denying the wrong part
C ♋ G
says
OH WHATEVER
C ♋ G
says
LIKE I WOULD EVEN
C ♋ G
says
LOOK
C ♋ G
says
YOU PEOPLE
C ♋ G
says
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW UTTERLY ASININE TROLL-HUMAN MIXING WOULD BE
C ♋ G
says
DO I NEED TO PULL OUT THE FUCKING DIAGRAM AGAIN
C ♋ G
says
WHAT DO I NEED TO DO SO YOU GET IT
ectoBiologist
says
karkat
ectoBiologist
says
you are still denying the wrong part.
not dead dave
says
man
not dead dave
says
did you not get much attention as a child
not dead dave
says
uhh
not dead dave
says
or were you just dropped on your head a lot
not dead dave
says
assuming you had a childhood
not dead dave
says
who knows youre so fucking abnormal
C ♋ G
says
OKAY
C ♋ G
says
YOU KNOW WHAT
C ♋ G
says
IM NOT DOING THIS
C ♋ G
says
GODDAMN
C ♋ G
says
FUCK
C ♋ G
says
FINE
C ♋ G
says
IF ANY OF YOU SHOW EVEN A SECOND OF UNDERSTANDING ABOUT TROLL RELATIONS
C ♋ G
says
I WILL ANSWER YOUR MEASELY LITTLE QUESTIONS
C ♋ G
says
WELL
C ♋ G
says
ONLY A COUPLE OF THEM
C ♋ G
says
I STILL HAVE BETTER SHIT TO DO THAN THIS
not dead dave
says
dont do it
not dead dave
says
christ you better all be quiet
not dead dave
says
im sorry i can handle all the space chicks trying to mack on me
not dead dave
says
this guy aint no chick and didnt he try to mack on you john anyway
not dead dave
says
so whats he think im sloppy seconds or something
not dead dave
says
ready-made second-rate hate
C ♋ G
says
YOU REALIZE
C ♋ G
says
IN ALL OF THAT
C ♋ G
says
YOU AT LEAST SHOWED A SLIGHT GRASP
not dead dave
says
oh hell
not dead dave
says
now youre going to stay arent you
not dead dave
says
wow just go i mean
not dead dave
says
no wait
not dead dave
says
i think im getting this
not dead dave
says
if im a bitch to you you stay
not dead dave
says
should i be nice then
not dead dave
says
pull out all the fucking stops roll out some red carpet
not dead dave
says
prime grade shit man
not dead dave
says
wow can i even do that
not dead dave
says
i mean im cool and all but im sure not a liar and i sure dont got no
not dead dave
says
you know fucking what
not dead dave
says
im not gonna type this shit anymore
not dead dave
says
john you be nice to him
not dead dave
says
im done with this fucker
ectoBiologist
says
i am just
ectoBiologist
says
really confused81!!
ectoBiologist
says
I mean...
ectoBiologist
says
okay i cant even be witty about this i am not going to try
ectoBiologist
says
I DONT KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON8???
ectoBiologist
says
it makes me feel very voyeuristic to watch
ectoBiologist
says
you guys get more and more mad
ectoBiologist
says
and thats really weird
ectoBiologist
says
please cut it out81!!
not dead dave
says
jesus christ
not dead dave
says
if youre implying even a little im in line with some dumbass troll bullshit i will never forgive you
not dead dave
says
and ill leave a note to all other daves to not do it either
not dead dave
says
it will become a tome of ages which proclaims a song of justified scorn across the fucking universe
not dead dave
says
so understood by everyone not you that its gotta be written in the stars
ectoBiologist
says
uhh
C ♋ G
says
WHAT
C ♋ G
says
JOHN, WHAT THE HELL
C ♋ G
says
AGREEING NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT MEANS NOT TELLING OTHER PEOPLE EITHER
not dead dave
says
what
ectoBiologist
says
err
C ♋ G
says
IT SURE SEEMS LIKE YOU TALKED ABOUT IT
C ♋ G
says
WOW I CANT EVEN
not dead dave
says
wait
not dead dave
says
you know i am going to fucking 'lol' if i accidentally sprang out some reference i dont even know about
not dead dave
says
by talking random shit like im born yesterday
not dead dave
says
hahahaha
not dead dave
says
wow
ectoBiologist
says
hey
ectoBiologist
says
lets talk about the fact vriska just friend requested me
ectoBiologist
says
i guess she is here too????????
ectoBiologist
says
thats way better than all that other
ectoBiologist
says
stuff...
C ♋ G
says
STUFF
C ♋ G
says
RIGHT
C ♋ G
says
AND WHAT REALLY
C ♋ G
says
WELL COLOUR ME FUCKING RELIEVED
C ♋ G
says
MAYBE I CAN GET SOME OF THAT 'SOLIDARITY' AROUND HERE
not dead dave
says
you know what
not dead dave
says
thank you for reminding me about troll girls john
not dead dave
says
i think ill go hit on one right now
not dead dave
says
negate some of this bullshit
not dead dave
says
like its a boss battle and im the best fucking mario around
not dead dave
says
serious ape flipping barrels trying to trip my sweet ass
not dead dave
says
heaven or hell lets rock right
not dead dave
says
this is hell thats heaven and you, karkat, are the fucking ape
C ♋ G
says
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY WITTY MANNERISMS YOU TRY TO SPOUT OUT
not dead dave
says
yeah you do
not dead dave
says
you so clearly fucking do
C ♋ G
says
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOURE GETTING THIS INSINUATION FROM
not dead dave
says
okay so either a fucking idiot or youre trying to backpedal this
not dead dave
says
you still got your training wheels bro
not dead dave
says
coz its just not happening
not dead dave
says
dude at least bother to get with the fucking program
C ♋ G
says
I AM TRYING TO EMPLOY A TERM KNOWN AS 'DENIAL', DAVE
C ♋ G
says
I'M NOT HAPPIER ABOUT ANY OF THESE MISCONCEPTIONS THAN YOU ARE
not dead dave
says
yeah whatever
not dead dave
says
deny all you want its too late
not dead dave
says
now we all know how hot you are for my sweet sweet ass
not dead dave
says
well its not there for your benefit but feel free to spring one as i walk away
C ♋ G
says
WHAT THE HELL
C ♋ G
says
LIKE I EVEN CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT!
C ♋ G
says
HYPOTHETICALLY IF WE WERE TO ATTEMPT TO DISCERN A HUMAN'S FEATURES ON A RATING OF 1 TO INFINITY
C ♋ G
says
WELL
C ♋ G
says
THERE IS JUST NOT EVEN ONE FUCKING AIDE-MEMOIRE THAT WILL LEAD YOU TO THE AMOUNT OF NEGATIVE POINTS YOU HAVE ON THAT SCALE
C ♋ G
says
REALLY WE'VE ALL ALWAYS KNOWN YOU ARE A 'BAD ASS'
C ♋ G
says
YEAH GUESS HOW, FUCKER
not dead dave
says
wow
not dead dave
says
yeah i guess that retort was okay
not dead dave
says
it had some of the classic features of a real trolling
not dead dave
says
maybe theres a little hope for you yet
not dead dave
says
hahaha no sorry i'm lying
not dead dave
says
whatever im done with this
C ♋ G
says
YOU KEEP SAYING THAT BUT I AM STARTING TO DOUBT THAT YOU MEAN IT
ectoBiologist
says
you have said it a lot...
not dead dave
says
okay so maybe my curiosity got the best of me
not dead dave
says
wanted to see how deep a hole that motherfucker could dig himself into
not dead dave
says
or if hed get turned at the door from denial land
not dead dave
says
right into a pail and yeah whatever
not dead dave
says
i dont even know what that shits about
not dead dave
says
it just makes them pissy
C ♋ G
says
JESUS
C ♋ G
says
THAT ATTEMPT AT PROFANITY WAS SO BOTCHED IT DID NOT EVEN REACH HALF
C ♋ G
says
REALLY, DAVE, I'M ACTUALLY EMBARRASSED FOR YOU
not dead dave
says
yeah
not dead dave
says
did you ever get that pen
not dead dave
says
well heres your instructions
not dead dave
says
write nothing down
not dead dave
says
give it to terezi and let her portray your embarrassment in picture form
not dead dave
says
send it to me then i'll turn it over to the louvre
not dead dave
says
itll be the only time youre famous coz some bamf took two seconds to depict you in high art form
not dead dave
says
and youll spend the whole damn time knowing youre famous coz i had her do it
C ♋ G
says
YOU ARE REALLY SHOVELING IT ON ARENT YOU
C ♋ G
says
YOURE SO CONVINCED YOUR PRESENCE BETTERS MY LIFE
C ♋ G
says
WELL FUCK YOU
jAde hArley
says
aaahaaahahahahaaaa!!!!!!
C ♋ G
says
WHAT
C ♋ G
says
WHAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY
jAde hArley
says
you!
C ♋ G
says
EXCUSE ME
not dead dave
says
lol
not dead dave
says
jeeze karkat pay attention you gave a girl delighted mirth
not dead dave
says
thats never ever gonna happen again
jAde hArley
says
haaaaaaaaaaa
jAde hArley
says
no, no
jAde hArley
says
don't mistake it!
jAde hArley
says
you too
not dead dave
says
what
C ♋ G
says
WELL THAT ONE BACKFIRED, DIDNT IT
C ♋ G
says
I BET YOU REGRET THAT DUMBASS COMMENT NOW
jAde hArley
says
okay please stop i do not want to laugh much more!
jAde hArley
says
you're relentless XO
not dead dave
says
who's regretting now
jAde hArley
says
i mean, what do i do
jAde hArley
says
i leave my own post alone for 12 hours and i come back and you guys are just
ectoBiologist
says
really really dumb?
jAde hArley
says
yes!
vriska
says
Well it's pretty funny if you ask me!
C ♋ G
says
NOBODY IS
ectoBiologist
says
vriska!
ectoBiologist
says
finally
vriska
says
Hello, John!
vriska
says
Yes, I have heard your calls and I have arrived to save you from this 8ullshit.
vriska
says
8ut first I must ascertain a small note that 8others me!!!!!!!!
ectoBiologist
says
thank you
ectoBiologist
says
okay, what is that????????
C ♋ G
says
GREAT
C ♋ G
says
MULTIPLICATION
vriska
says
Yes, Karkat, is that not something you have learned yet????????
vriska
says
Perhaps 8ave could en8eavor to teach you!!!!!!!!
not dead dave
says
see you shouldnt have said that
not dead dave
says
now shes gonna multiply everything she can
not dead dave
says
just to fuck with you
vriska
says
Yes, I know, I am not pl8ying too elusive of a g8me........
vriska
says
8ut that is not my first order of 8usiness!!!!!!!!
not dead dave
says
who asked you to have business anyway
not dead dave
says
excuse me 8usiness
not dead dave
says
sorry i forgot the bullshitty part
C ♋ G
says
FOR ONCE
C ♋ G
says
I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM
not dead dave
says
god no never mind
not dead dave
says
stay all you want! someone else should spend time pissing him off i need a break
jAde hArley
says
is there ever a time that he is not pissed off?
jAde hArley
says
i mean
jAde hArley
says
i'd like to see it because i missed it the first time around........
ectoBiologist
says
yeah there is!
not dead dave
says
yeah maybe around you
not dead dave
says
youre the one he's got a boner for remember
not dead dave
says
all ready for that pail
vriska
says
Oh, Christ!!!!!!!!
vriska
says
8ave, find another 8ngle to h8sh on
not dead dave
says
you really expect me to expend creativity on this guy anymore
not dead dave
says
like
not dead dave
says
REALLY?
vriska
says
I woul8 expect you to have 8 sense of 8ecorum aroun8 fine young women.
not dead dave
says
you realize none of us even know what the crap it means
not dead dave
says
i mean its pretty fucking easy to ascertain the basics
not dead dave
says
but really i have no fucking clue what thats all about
ectoBiologist
says
it's because trolls do not like cleaning very much!
ectoBiologist
says
it is very offensive to them........
not dead dave
says
what
not dead dave
says
are you fucking serious because
not dead dave
says
that doesnt stack too well with what i think
not dead dave
says
in fact it kind of worries me
C ♋ G
says
WOW, SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY SPARE A LITTLE CARE
not dead dave
says
j3gus
not dead dave
says
shut the fuck up
not dead dave
says
great
not dead dave
says
i got sucked into all this shit again
not dead dave
says
why am i still here
vriska
says
Yes I think we have all 8een wondering that.
vriska
says
Can you l8me8sses stuff your comments for a minute
vriska
says
Just a fucking minute, ok8y?
vriska
says
Yes I will take the two second silence as a cue to go ahead. Any other comments will swiftly 8e ignore8.
vriska
says
Ja8e, your reference 8others me.
vriska
says
You cl8imed that "twelve hours" ha8 passe8?
jAde hArley
says
oh, no
jAde hArley
says
it was just a figure of speech
vriska
says
Okay.
vriska
says
Th8nk you.
vriska
says
Alright, now you i8iots can commence your ver8al 8arrages once more.
not dead dave
says
was that really that hard to gather