does not understand why anyone would want to learn the frog's language.

it's useful to learn your neighbour's language, it aids international cooperation. Besides, France has taken to muttering under his_

_breath at meetings and Germany wants to know what he's saying...

supposes he can't argue with that logic, but... French? As for that, Germany might regret knowing what France is actually saying, since_

_he is sure it was a whole load of perverted nonsense, anyway.