Dear lady next to me on the plane that smells of cat piss. We are on a 55 minute computer flight. There is no need to unpack your entire
Carry on bag in the middle seat. Why do you need an eye mask 2 books a hat and 3 bottles of water and a mound of receipts next to you?
Oops this is a commuter flight not a computer flight. Actually it's a hold your breath flight. Please please please fly fast mr pilot
