also wonders why they made Iggy so stuffy, the commie so creepy and why hamburgers don't fall from the sky.

who you're talking about. Also, resents that 'stuffy' comment. >|

glomps Alice. Heh, she likes Alice even though she's a stuffy tea drinking British gal (and even though Shake spear bores her to death)!

Shakespeare was a wonderful wordsmith so of course you wouldn't be able to appreciate him! And at least her tea is flavorful, unlike

that awful coffee you drink.

considers lifting Alice off her feet for a moment, just for kicks. Also, Alyssa doesn't understand half of what that dude says anyway.

I mean, "Where art thou"? Who speaks like that anyway? And coffee is definitely flavourful, Iggykins. You just need to be more open-minded.

((England says "flavorful" and America says "flavourful". Ah, the sweet irony. xD))

China isn't creepy. Not really. More like a really good armrest.
And coffee and tea are both good.

wasn't referring to China. :/ And coffee is definitely better than tea.

"It's Early Modern English, prat." Huffs a little, looking very displeased. "And that man came up with more terms and words than you can

even imagine that are still in use today, but of course you wouldn't be able to appreciate that. And tea is definitely

better, it's far more versatile."

decides to try picking Alice up anyway. She snickers loudly. "Coffee can be versatile too, y'know!"

also thinks that Mister Spear Shaker can't be that fantastic. Is he a sadist or something? Everyone in his stories die in the end!

Squeaks in surprise as she's lifted up. Damn it why is Alyssa so strong argh ;_; "N-not on it's own! And put me down!" Not everyone,

he wrote plenty of works that aren't tragedies!

refuses to put Alice down. "Not until you admit that coffee is better. And that I'm the awesome hero!"

hasn't heard of any non-tragedies anyway.

if Shakespeare was really all that amazing; some his stories have really lewd jokes in them. And Juliet is twelve. That was slightly

less creepy and more disturbing.

...and China is the only commie around the map, right?
Unless you're referring to me.

sighs. "I was referring to you, Anya..."

WAAAAIT A MOMENT. JULIET WAS TWELVE?!