omg it's been awhile - HOW IS EVERYONE?!
☆ MICHI
says
LUCYYY
☆ MICHI
says
LUUUUUCYYYYYY
☆ MICHI
says
LUUUCCCKKKKKYYYYY
Hey there o/
IT'S ABOUT TIME!
I was getting hungry.
WAFFLE- MAKE ME BABIES.
LMAO
NO
BUT /HUGS EVERYONE
Omg michi, pen, dubs
i miss-ed yoooooooo
wtf go away
GTFO
this is MY plurk
no fuck you bro.
you can't tell ME to go away
yes i can.
i just did.
WHAT NAO.
ffffft
WELL I'M STILL HERE
APPARENTLY NOBODY LISTENS TO YOUR CRAP
but i'm glad to see you haven't changed \o/
no, i have. i totally have.
i totally act this way just so i can use that bunny icon.
that's a bunny?
yep.
I thought that was just a guy w/2 penises on his head
perv.
foul minded.
i just see wat i see 8D
it's okay lucy, i know you're just a perv
i think our friendship can move past this.
no dood .. i don't think it can D:
but if you buy me some hats
i may be appeased
fffff. well screw dat.
not buying you hats.
have internet hug instead 
ONE DAY YOU WILL AGREE
psh .. fine
i... fucked up my sleeping schedule again
how's life
oh
cool
so I went to an interview today
How was it
and had a really bad case of diarrhea
he kept asking me shit
but all I could think about was real shit
it didn't go well
but it made for a really funny story
it was w/Apple
my friends said I should have said I was just in mourning for steve jobs
.. they are horrible ppl
rofl
how's life in medschool land
why didn't you say you were in mourning for steve jobs
b/c I had to go SHIT
I had to leave ASAP
he was like "any questions for me"
"nope, nice talking to you" (BUST OUTTA THE ROOM RUNNING)
couldn't you just.. have rescheduled the interview
no the diarrhea came shortly after the interview started
idk .. I just didn't think it'd be classy to say
"i'm sorry sir, but could you give me a minute. i seem to be having a bad case of spontaneous explosive diarrhea"
well when you phrase it THAT way
but lesson learned .. never eat a ton of spicy foods the night before an important event
...yeah, why did you think that was a good idea?
b/c the food was bland and needed sriracha sauce D:
you know .. speaking of that
oooh sriracha sauce. derish
hm?
last night at dinner my friends and i
were talking about this other mutual friend who didn't get a return offer from apple after his summer internship
b/c apparently steve jobs didn't like his color choice in a presentation or something
(so he said, there was probably other reasons and he might've just been butthurt)
and my friend goes "no reason to get pissed about steve jobs, he's probably going to die soon anyway"
(remember, my friends are awful ppl)
LOL
literally 15 sec later
oh my god that's the worst.
well .. maybe a min or so
we received news
and we were like
HOLY CRAP O_O
don't you ever joke about ME
voodoo lady
LOL that's hilarious. NO MORE PREDICTIONS
but then again he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. I swear everyone who has it dies.
yeah, he was gonna die of it sooner or later
but the timing was just freakishly insane xD
that is... pretty hilaribad
lmao
i'm still kinda laughing that on your triumphant "I HAVE RETURNED" plurk you immediately proceed to tell me about diarrhea
IT'S AN IMPORTANT TOPIC
and don't even try to hide it, you know you love talking about disgusting bodily functions
U SURE?
YESSIR
I'M VERY SURE
like srsly how many tmi plurks have you made already?
Oh please, don't judge me on the basis of that ONE tmi plurk about semen
IT WAS A ONE TIME THING
you also did that one plurk about the different kinds of poop
...oh yeah, that. That was informing the masses on the different kinds of diarrhea. This shit is medically informative
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY, KAY?
No judging
OR RUIN AN INTERVIEW
LOL
/proceeds to judge anyway
LOL /patpatpat
I really am sorry to hear that it went badly.
At least you got a funny story out of it?
xD yeah i told everyone
especially the ppl who didn't wanna hear about it
thanks 
but I was surprisingly okay about it
but I was surprisingly okay about it
I was just so relieved after I went to the bathroom
FFT.
one of my friends got all butthurt about it
b/c he thought I was bragging b/c I got an interview w/apple
and he didn't
-_-
ugh ... it's a story about DIARRHEA
pay attention, dood
clearly!
at least he wasn't also literally butthurt
oh, that woulda been funny
for me .. not for him
8D
it'd be hilarious for everyone but him
xD
true
my head feels soooo empty atm
going to nap.
later!
nap? ffft .. just go to sleep!
goodnight xD