A g0rge0us lady was sitin al0ne n a bar.
Guy:hi der!
D lady ign0red him.
Guy:u caught my a10ti0n as i enter d bar,is it ok 2 get ur #?
latest #10
Lady:f u have a BMW,A hauz n borcay,milli0ns of peso bnk acct n 7inches penis,den u can get my #.
but i gues u dnt hav it so.d answr s n0!
Guy:i dnt hve olthose, i juz hav a FERRARI,an ISLAND n palwan, biLi0n doLar bank acct. n excuse me,
i w0nt cut 2inches of my penis juz 4 ur#
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