HAHAHA i'm joe and i'm a big fucking nerd who is totally a nerd and i wish i was as cool as steph except i'm a nerd
Joe is AWESOME
says
blah blah blah blah blah
Joe is AWESOME
says
i shouldn't let steph use my computer because she does awesome things to it
Joe is AWESOME
says
and i am not awesome enough to comprehend how awesome she is and the awesome shit she does
Joe is AWESOME
says
i wish i were as awesome as she was
Joe is AWESOME
says
even just half as awesome would do
Joe is AWESOME
says
but i am not.
Joe is AWESOME
says
alas.
Joe is AWESOME
says
A. FUCKING. LAS.
Poor you, Joe! Steph is super awesome and beautiful and smart. It's normal to feel that way. 
thanks darlin