what his favorite country of which numerous things originates from him is doing staring at the fridge.

"Miguuug!~ What are you doing?"

turns to face the nation, noting he's strangely just about as tall. "Trying to get a Hot Pocket, b-but I'm too short." ;A; "...What're you

doing?"

"What do you think! I'm here to make fun of you and claim some more of your stuff as my own!" He blinks a few times, also noting that they

are strangely the same height, which is odd considering America has always been taller than him. He tilts his head. "Did you shrink?" o_o

Wow. That's awesome. First, lack of HotPockets. Now, this. It was all very sad. "Sh-Shut up! I'm pretty sure the world just got

bigger er something, cause this kinda stuff only happens in movies. That or I'm dreaming." u.u Yeah. Still pretty confident he was

dreaming.

just stares at you for a few seconds before coming over and totally invading your personal space by obviously grabbing your breasts and

squeezing. "Da ze!~ You're awake, yep!" Because it always went "touch my breasts I must be dreaming", right? c:

...Asdjfakakjdslfjaspaceinvasion. Totally flips the other using dat American brute strength. ;//A//; "I OUGHTA SUE YOU FOR SEXUAL

HARASSMENT."

hasabsolutelynoideawhatthissocalledspaceinvasionis. He jumps as he is totally and awesomely thrown, backflipping and staring at your

reaction, before bursting out laughing. "Migug, you're silly!~ It wasn't sexual harassment 'coz you still have your clothes on, geuleonga?"

watches the other in a flustered disbelief. "F-First off, yeah, it totally was sexual harassment. Second, I dunno what you're saying, I

don't speak Asian. Third, I don't even know how you got in my house." u///u

"Uh... well, it totally was not sexual harassment, because I did not enjoy it at all. You're lucky I don't have cooties!" He pouts,

sticking his tongue out. And it's not *Asian, jenjang! It's Korean, Korean! And third, well-" he can't believe you didn't know this

because it's totally the most obvious thing in the world "-locks originated in me, da ze!~ Picking them apart is no problem, dangsin-eun

joeeobsneun ai!~" No, he's totally not doing this on purpose now.

pouted, stomping his feet several times against the kitchen floor. He hated not knowing what others said to him. Not that this was enough

to move him to learn other languages, no sir; they should just speak English. Also, he made a note to swap his locks and stuff, cause

if this guy could get in, so could the real bad guys. u.u "...You're a creep, and I dunno much history, but I'm pretty sure you didn't

invent the lock."

enjoying your reaction, especially because he can speak English and Korean and you can only speak... English. And there's no way a few

ocks would stop him anyways, because then he'd just use his ninja powers learned from Japan to sneak in. "I am not a creep! You're just

geugdolo mingamhan!" He takes a few steps forward and begins batting at you with his sleeves. "I so did! I did, I did, I diiiiid!!"

Whining, he finds, is actually extremely fun. [that's LOCKS** OTL]

Oh, this dude wanted to throw down? Cause America could throw down. He grabbed the sleeves and tied them together in a way that could only

be described as heroic, or Batman-like. "Are so a creep! And stop speaking Asian at me! I know how to use Google Translator! And you

so did not. You're a creep AND a liar." =A=

squeaked as his sleeves were tied, but at least he could move his arms. Thank goodness for loose-fitting clothing. "Hey, dangsin-eun babo,

not nice!" Time to show off his pro skills. Ducking and bending his knees, he swept the floor with a leg kick to make you fall down. "Nuh-uh

nuh-uh! And it's Korean, Korean! Just like how it's not "American"! geuligo naega wonhaneun geon mwodeunji hal su-iss-eo, i

nappeun nom-a!" This was so cool speaking in Korean, since usually no one could understand him... and... well, America still couldn't but

whatever. "It's not like you can reach the computer to translate, so hah! Even if I was a creep, I'm the winning creep!" He blows you a

raspberry. Take that, jerk!