Ivan
thinks
that he should have been first...
Arthur
thinks
not, but fourth place isn't all that bad.
Ivan
thinks
that is only because you're above me...
Arthur
will
admit that this is true~
Ivan
hopes
that you'll choke on something soon~
Arthur
will
not. Because he's too manly to choke.
Ivan
thinks
'oh no you did not just say that'
believes he just did, mister four.
Ivan
wants
nothing more than you smash your face in.
NUMBER 10 MY ASS.
Arthur
thinks
it's too bad, because he won't be able to.
KNEW IT.
TOTAL FUCKIN' BULL. THIS IS JUST I DON'T EVEN--
You're just lucky you're not /last/.
Well, these are looking rather swell up here in third place.
Finland? FINLAND is above me? AND CANADA? Bull. Just. Just. JFALKJF;A
...I'm sure Russia can tell you of how 'manly' Finland is.
Ivan
is
going to laugh in your face the next time he sees you!
I'm sure Russia can suck it.
And that's why you're tenth.
...because guys who wear kilts are manlier than Americans, oh my.
......What are you saying.
Why not use your brain for once?
Arthur
thinks
America ought to try wearing kilts. Just to see if it'll raise his rank. No other reason.
...and not reusable packaging...
Just a thought.
Ivan
thinks
he'd have to scratch out his eyes if he ever saw America wearing anything that resembles a skirt...
Or take a photograph.
And inflict it on the internet.
uses his brain plenty, thanks very much. And now that the Russian mentions it, yeah, maybe he will.
....
demands to be there when this happens.
Alfred
wonders
whose side Arthur is on. :I
demands to not be there...he doesn't want to be scarred for life, thanks.
Arthur
is
on his own side, obviously.
demands that Arthur take a photograph. (She will do the inflicting. Twenty minutes for worldwide coverage, ten with alcohol.)
Alfred
will
be sure to make a stop at Russia's house.
Alfred
thinks
Arthur is being a selfish ass whose not sticking up for his boyfriend. ;A;
Ivan
is
going to let Anya handle America if he comes...
can't help it if said boyfriend is bringing these things onto himself...
Alfred
thinks
it's cause Ivan ain't man enough to handle him.
ain't bringin' nothin' onto him if he doesn't start defending him. BI
Ivan
wonders
if America has enough of a brain to think to himself: does wearing a skirt make me manly?
...insists that the Russians leave his American idiot alone.
could kick Ivan's ass, skirt or no skirt, nuff said.
...is just going to let America live in his little imaginary world~
...doesn't know how he should feel about this, but rolls with it anyway.
would make short work of America if she sees him trespassing. How does neurotoxin sound?
really, really insists that Alfred stop picking fights with Russia.
...or a mallet, but neurotoxin would be neater.
would appreciate it if Anya didn't threaten his boyfriend, thank you.
Alfred
feels
no fear picking fights with Russia. Cause he apparently lets his sis do all the fightin' for him.
Ivan
likes
the way that Anya's thinking.
agrees with England. America should stop picking fights that he can't win~
Because it is bad for his health and general well being? Indeed.
...who also happens to be Russia.
>>
didn't mean it that way...
Ivan
wants
to verify that his sister is much more scarier than he is...so you don't really want to piss her off, да~
could totes win, stfucommie.
...and won't be winning anytime soon~ 
doesn't want to ruin America's little bubble of a life, so he won't say anything~ stfuchubby.
gave up communism twenty years ago. Why must you live in the past? The present is sweeter, nyet?
no,myempireisgone-- err yes, agrees that the present is better.
doesn't think the present is all that awesome when he still has to stare at Ivan's face, don'tyoufuckingcallmechubby. u.u
(You were always fond of India, weren't you.) Of course it is. Particularly for Alfred.
Arthur
is
sending Alfred to go sleep on the couch tonight. B|
doesn't like looking at you either, America. Andhecancallyouwhateverthehellhewants.
...waitwatwhy. D: Ilu.
[SOB INDIAAAA]
NOT YOU IVAN. Not you.
...
You sure about that?
How could I love a commie like you. :I
I have an English Muffin.
Arthur
will
kill you. B|
Alfred
loves
you.
;w;
B|... will appreciate it if you didn't use that around other people.
Particularly those with Internet access. 
doesn't mind reading this...it could be good blackmail material...
u.u
...
...Ilu.
;w;
Couch. B|
B-But Artieeee. ;n;
...okayfine but only this once. B(
Ivan
is
fascinated by the USUK interactions...
would like to point out that they put his name first.
so he is more manly.
demands that you belt up, #10.
...no. BI
don't start this. B|
Alfred
is
starting this.
Alfred
is
finishing this.
Alfred
is
winning this.
nuff said.
Arthur
thinks
that doesn't change the fact that you're not as manly as him...
Ivan
wants
to hit America for being so annoying.
Alfred
thinks
it does.
dares Ivan. Dares him.
Ivan
thinks
that, if this doesn't start WW3, then he'd totally do it.
requests Ivan be a little patient...
Ivan
wonders
why he should...
Arthur
thinks
world peace is a pretty good reason.
does he need to start rock-paper-scissors tournament, guys?
Ivan
thinks
that's a great idea, Japan.
James
thinks
that if America's gonna go in a kilt he may as well start eating scones and riding emus.
would pay money to see that.
(OOC- while we are on the topic of skirts - and Alfred in them - I came across this and it's weird(weird).)
(Who likes grass skirts. I'm not going to burn it.)
(OH GOD I SAW SOMETHING LIKE THAT ;A; 
Axis Powers Hetalia - Iggy does the Hula!
Axis Powers Hetalia - Iggy does the Hula!
(It was beautiful.)
(HERE.) i11.photobucket.com/albu...
Alfred seems... enthusiastic.
Alfred seems... enthusiastic.
(WASN'T ORIGINALLY COLOURED BRO. >:[ )
(...mine is.)
(And now I feel like a jackass)
(France looks pretty happy too~)
(France looks pretty happy too~)
(France is voyeur-happy.)
(oh my job god, tell me you guys know what that's from... )
(and my phone likes to throw words in =( )
[ I... just... oh, my eyes. ]
(Beautiful, non?)
(The lion king, innit?)
(my favorite disney movie~! \o/ )
(Ah, I think mine was... wait, I don't know. /shot)
(I don't have a favorite Disney movie. I have Coraline. Aren't buttons lovely?)
(My favorite movie was definitely Monty Python and the Holy Grail.)
jakljaklfjda IlovetheLionKing ;A; ))
(best ever! highfive )
Inorite? -Highfive. Totes gonna see it in 3D, yessir.- ;w; ))
(At that time, I thought the price was such a rip-off, but I've never regreted spending that $10 on watching the Lion King... <3)