I am on clear fluids for the first week.

Yay!

I'm going to kick your ass in weight loss Sean.

I'll bet I lose 20-30lbs in the first month.

You have a cyborg upgrade so it's like cheating.

I don't have any mechanical parts, I just got part of my stomach removed.

You can word it anyway you want cyborg.

MEXICO!

I got to see the inside of a hospital in Mexico.

And the hospital got to see the inside of you.

so do you feel full quicker or constantly starving?

I feel constantly full.

All it takes is 4-6oz of fluid.

CYBORG!

When will we have a stomach upgrade that can just process foods in a way where we can eat whatever we want and not gain a pound?

It's called olestra.

The side effects are violent gas and anal leakage.

I don't want any side-effects.

Nobody does.

I eat chicken broth.
I can only eat clear fluids.
I want to eat food.

A Haiku to test the new line break feature.

isn't that 8 for the middle?

I fucked up.

It's all these pain-killing drugs they have me on. I can normally haiku like a motherfucker.

sure... it

's all the drugs fault.