Or perhaps something stronger.

oh, do you need some wine?

all of it. come drink with me, espagne

okay!

and then we could ah

visit Angleterre

as a surprise.

very drunk surprise, oui?

Could we visit Roma instead?

Inglaterra's so boring.......

But we will be drunk, and bothering him.

There is no greater amusement.

Oh, I guess sometimes that's fun.

and Romano wants to kill me.

that is no fun for me at all.

well, that's because you're a pervert, Francia.

and Inglaterra wants to kill you, too.

He is different.

Romano is stupid and obsessed with you and also very rude.

eh, Roma isn't stupid.

and... obsessed with me? don't be silly.

...

he's obsessed with food!

as you say, Espagne...

why do you think Roma is obsessed with me?

Every time I attempt to see him, he goes looking for you instead.

oh, that's because he's scared of you.

(randomly, oh god look what popped up )

(SCREAM LOL)

(clearly you require this)

(yes )

( France, what is that emote )

(glory)

(that's what)

( /screams and leaves )

(NO COME BACK SAY HI TO SPAIN)

(hola! |D)

( ........! but I'm shy ;A; )

(noooooo she will not bite ;3; )

(/won't bite at all )

( ..............................h-hi )

(also DERP I was clicking around your profile and accidentally hit the friend request, you can ignore that if you want...)

(LOL ACCIDENTALLY)

(SURE...)

(NOT YOU, FRANCIA)

(really did click it by accident...)

( o-oh.... ;; )

(OH but if you're cool with adding me then alskdfj hello)

(/BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER)

(you're such a liar man)

( ;; hi )

(n-no I'm just derpy)

(I didn't want to cancel it if they did want to add this account...)

(cute)