Bonjour!~
Hola!
Espagne! 
I can't help but feel this is a bad idea
Francia~!
nocompromise: Eh, bad idea?
of course it's an excellent idea
Don't we have better things to do?
I do have work
non. not really...
You have silly friends, Franica.
....Ah, Francia. My typing is bad!
Your everything is bad Espagne.
'Silly'?
Monsieur Mage, this is Espagne. He is my neighbor and he says stupid things.
Franica, that's just rude.
I don't say stupid things...
I just don't see how wasting time here is going to help with more important things
Oh, are you a country too?
((like the freedom of mages??))
Francia, did you make friends with a new one?
No. I'm not a... country.
Non! Human
..../sigh
Oooh, a human! How rare.
Well, at least for Francia to be so familiar with...
Don't you just usually sleep with them and then never talk to them again?
I-- what? He does that to everyone?
... espagne
yes? |D
nocompromise: most people!
.....
Well. That explains what you tried when we first met.
... espagne, do you remember 1808
Ooooh, did he grope you?
I didn't realise it was *normal* for you
I'd have thrown you off sooner
marseillaise: ............Francia, do you really want to bring up such things.
He wasn't wearing any clothes!
nocompromise: Oh, he goes around naked all the time.
1808, Espagne. You brought this on yourself.
That's not shocking for him at all.
Oui I do! There's no shame in it.
marseillaise: ......
Franica, you're very rude.
You have no room to talk!
I wasn't being rude!
Or brining up things that I thought *you* didn't like to remember?
Well I'm not visiting again unless I know for sure he's wearing pants
Seeing as *you* lost!
You didn't even introduce yourself.
nocompromise: ...ah... that's... rare.....
Eh? Well I didn't know who he was...
This is a problem, that's true...
Since you were acting so friendly with him, I wasn't sure if he was a human or a country or what!
You can always close your eyes, Anders!
Really, you sleep with everything that moves...
You weren't complaining after the World Cup.
...Shhhh, Roma might hear that...
look espagne you frightened him off. excellent work
...Maker, you people are confusing
you know that creepy book Angleterre tries to curse people with? Monsieur Mage can actually work spells and such!
and they do not backfire... or fizzle out uselessly
/shifts uncomfortably
Are you sure you trust this man?
I can't just go around telling everyone I'm a mage.
What if templars overhear?
.......
Francia, you're being silly, really.
Magic?
oui I know it's strange
Did you eat some of Inglaterra's food again...
they won't overhear mon ami
UGH no why would you even ask that?!
because you know you always hallucinate afterwards...
He's not hallucinating. Magic is very much real where I'm from.
And having it gets you oppressed and locked away
so I'd really rather not have just anyone know about it
nocompromise: ....Really, you shouldn't eat Inglaterra's food, even if Francia says it's a fun idea.
don't patronize him espagne, he's telling the truth 
And who's Inglaterra?
...Really?
Angleterre, he is a scruffy, useless island nation to my north
That just seems silly.....
Yes yes, very scruffy and ugly!
And annoying!
and his food is terrible.
Who fishes in places he shouldn't!
don't ever eat it, Anders, you might die
And takes people's things!
Very very valuable things!
That people *need*!
And then never apologise!!
So he's a theif?
Espagne, that was centuries ago...
I'm still angry!
oui! He is a thief with the thickest eyebrows you have ever seen
among other things...
really, I don't know what you see in him at all, Francia.
he's so very ugly, too....
I don't see anything in him, he's disgusting
you always flirt with him though...
and he pretends he knows magic, Anders, he would embarrass y--
I am going to kill you with my bare hands.
Eh, can you now. |D
perhaps monsieur Mage can speak sense into you
so what if I argue with Angleterre, and even if I would sleep with him, that means nothing. I do that with everyone!
yes, but, you always prattle on about him
it's really very very annoying.
also everyone heard you two in the closet last meeting, really, just wait until you get upstairs.
we do stay at hotels for most meetings, Francia. 
he was strangling me!
this is the last time I introduce a human to you, Espagne
........well
at least now I know more about the kind of man you are, Francis.
Anything else I should know?
Since the secrets are just pouring out here.
Somehow I feel you aren't very pleased about this.
ah well, it is who I am, I deny nothing!
I see.
Fine.
Don't mind me
I'll just see myself out, shall I?
Wouldn't want to get in the way of whatever you two have planned
eh? mon ami, it isn't like that for espagne and I
So he's special, then?
If by special you mean touched in the head, then oui
...Eh? I don't see how I could be touched in my head.
That would be difficult, right?
And why? I like your new human friend!
no thanks to you he is angry with me.
Huh? Why is he angry with you?
Did you say something stupid again?
You always tend to when you're trying to seduce too many humans at once, you know.
Non! this is your fault!
what? how?
you're not making sense.
now he thinks I was using him or something.
It's no wonder your literature is terrible, you never were good at descriptions
my literature is very good, excuse you!
Don Quixote is still very very famous!
and besides, your movies never make any sense at all!
He was a man
who was crazy
and tried to fight a windmill
he saw the romantic parts of life that everyone else ignored!
he was very crazy though, but that's not the point of the story.
... I cannot argue with the romantic part...
see!
but he was still crazy
yes, yes he was. 