DOES NOT APPRECIATE IT BLABBED TO THE WHOLE WORLD. butyeswillforgive...eventually.

quietly having a fangasm.

slowly raises one eyebrow, then resumes scripting a hack for the US Defense network.

that's really nice! Especially that you're so open about it.

vaguely wondering if Anya wants to start another war... and is desperately hoping not.

isn't. Not really. This is just to waste time, *cough*impress Ivan*cough*, get some experience points, such and so.

From one former pirate to another, hm~n? ^^

...Right...

keeping an eye on you, lady. B|

Then I'll just find a way to reroute your cameras to Lithuania's basement.

... :C

There's nothing in there, really. A rat or two at most. I know Alice doesn't like 'em.

--SO MANY THINGS HAPPENED IN THIS PLURK I DON'T EVEN KNOW. 8'D

To summarize: I hacked your defense network, Arty is displeased, and I threatened to reroute his cameras to Lithuania's basement.

^u^ Tighten the security, Fredka.

... Bc You Russkies jus can't give a guy a break, can ya.

/Ruuskaye/, Fredka. And I did that in my spare time.

...

I'm Alfred freakin' Jones, I'll call you whatever I want, Russki. BI ...What's a 'Fredka' anyway.

Not calling me 'ruuskaye' would be like me calling you Miss. :/ Of course, if that's okay with you...

'Fredka' is a diminutive of your name. Like the Americans use 'Al' or 'Alfie'.

BT ...NO I DO NOT WANT TO BE CALLED MISS, I AM A BIG STRONG MAN AND WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDRESSED AS SUCH. ...Andoh.

I'll just call you commie, cause russkay...yaye..e is too hard to remember and that way no one is offended.

Alright, you incestous brat. c: You're welcome to forget you bullied me into capitalism twenty years ago.

And it's killing my people and rotting my structures and throwing my economy into disarray. You're welcome to forget it all.

INCESTOUS? DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT INCESTOUS. ---OHLOOKBELARUS.

...I'm not the one who declared to the world that their brother was now their lover, да?

...BELARUS? WHERE. OHDAMNIT.

... Bc He's not by brother anymore, duh!

Of course he isn't. c: He's your lover.

I congratulate you, Alfred, but please refrain from insulting my little sister... Or else be ready to pay the price.

Listen to hiiiim.

Hey, I didn't start this! How the hell was I supposed to know there was a gender...thing with Russian, I ain't Russian. BI

If you didn't know, then it would be best not to use such butchered Russian, да?