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Welcoommeee <3
Thank youuu! ^^
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There's a few open plurks, so you can just pop in and join however you'd like. C:
I'm mostly clicking around right now, experimenting and trying to figure things out hehe. I'll be sure to check out the plurks! 
Mhm~ <3 Most of our members get active a little later, so you'll have to wait before you see some activity. xD;
Ehehe alright! I'll probably have gotten a little more used to the site by then ^^;
HEY THERE BROSEPH.
Wow, that enthusiasm! Hellooo~!
Hellooo~!
=U=b
Holy shit, I didn't know what tapas was so I googled it and now I'm starving ;_;
I know about them because, fun fact: I'm actually Spanish! XD So yeah I eat this stuff often hehe. But now I'm starving too...
FFF that's so cool ;A; /grabby hands for your food OTL
If I knew how to send food via internet I totally would! /is thinking about that leftover paella sitting in the fridge...
dfnff why you tease me like this ;__________; /empty fridge
And I've only had paella once. :c It was the greatest mouth orgasm ever.
LOL wow, I have it like once or twice a week! Maybe I should appreciate it more. Maybe I should shut up to stop involuntarily teasing you.
HNNGH ;___; You are so lucky, I don't even. ;A; I would kill for some paella right now
Now I really want to send you some of my paella leftovers. I would probably be saving some lives! XD
orz YOU WOULD. ;_; /grabby hands Judging by the time though, I'm going to assume you don't actually live in Spain. (or do you?)
Actually, I do live in Spain ^^. I just have a really messed up sleep schedule (aka, well, it's summer). Ahahaha...
Fffuu omg, me too. ;A; AND WHAT that is so cool fndfff Throw me some paellaaaa
Ahaha, yeah, though I'm moving to the US in about a month. I'm going to miss my country's food so friggin much ;__;
and, er, I'll probably just get paella all over the screen...maybe you could make it yourself?
Ffuu I'd imagine! ;o; Where are you moving to? And lmfao no okay I suck at cooking ;3;
I'm going to Boston and I'm bringing olive oil with me and I DARE customs to stop me >_< Er..well is there a Spanish restaurant near you? XD
Fff East Coast OTL And um... not that I know of, lol. ;3; There's lots of Mexican restaurants, Thai places, Japanese, Chinese, Korean...
Oh and fast food. Definitely fast food.
lol of course fast food. It's everywhere isn't it ^^ Well, you've got variety! Someone should open a Spanish restaurant there XD
Pretty much. xD There's a McDonalds on one block, a Jack in the Box the next block, a Burger King in the next block... and a Subway across
the street. Literally.
LOL wow. I've seen the same thing happen with McDonalds and Burger King...Subway not so much...and there aren't any Jack in the Box here XD
DID SOMEBODY SAY MACDONS?
WHAT. The American in me cries ;3;
B-but we have Burger King! and McDonalds! and Subway! We're already so Americanized! XD
America invades everything okay
HE IS INVASIVE
y-yes, he is...very invasive ;__; /globalization ftw
Become one with me instead, Spain-- I mean
I can't help it if everybody wants a piece of this. =u=b
does not
Alfred
thinks
Arthur is just lying to himself.
Arthur
is
not. B| And Spain agrees.
...ahahaha...er... /munches on tomato
takes that as a no, and celebrates his victory. =u=b
Antonio
thinks
that America has some pretty cool things, but doesn't want to be completely taken over either! Antonio likes his own culture too! D:
Arthur
thinks
Antonio wants some British culture. Untz unto.
won't COMPLETLEY take over. Just a whole lot. 8D
Antonio
is
not feeling very reassured. And doesn't really see what he could want from the British. They're all so pale!
knows you want some of this deep inside. ;_;
Arthur
is
DESIRABLE. RIGHT...? ;3;
SNORTS LOUDLY.
LIKE. SO LOUDLY, AND LAUGHS UNTIL HIS SIDES HURT.
PUNCHES ALFRED.
;__________________________;
actually loves the brits because their tourism seriously helps against the crisis.
punched. ;A;
You like me in you? <3
--LOL
LOL yes! I love you in me XD especially down south :3
hdsnf LOOOL
where it's VERY HOT
dies, ohgodwhy.
Arthur
loves
makin' you sweat, darling. <3
GOD ARTIE AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS A WHORE. BI
Antonio
loves
getting you wet with his seas
Antonio
wants
Alfred to come too. The more the merrier! (and the better his economy muahaha)
Alfred
thinks
Europeans are insane, it must be something in the water. :T
Arthur
is
ALL FOR A THREES-- ...three... soup... meal. Yeah.
opens up chiringuitos by the beach. Seriously guys I'm a little desperate I need the money GET YO PALE GUIRI ASSES OVER HERE
(guiri: spanish stereotype for the pale blond tourists that speak either english or german and come from up north :3)
knew you wanted his ass. Just knew it.
Alfred
thinks
THAT HE'S JUST FINE RIGHT WHERE HE IS. AND THEN GOES TO TACOBELL, cause he's suddenly in the mood for nachos.
Arthur
thinks
Alfred should stop complaining and come over. :C
Alfred
thinks
that he will NEVER stop complaining and would rather not catch Europen-wacko disease from the food and/or water there. :B
Antonio
wonders
what Alfred puts in his food and water to make it so colorful...
Kool-Aid packets. =u=b
food coloring.
Antonio
thinks
that has to be worse than whatever Alfred thinks is in European food and water. And is sure Arthur agrees.
does agree, because his cuisine is the best.
Because, really. Who doesn't want some spotted dick? <3
... D: Dude. You should really consider seeing someone about that. I mean...I'm no doctor, but. Yikes.
............is going to stick to his chorizo, but thanks for the offer....I guess....
insists that you too have some. :C It's delicious.
Alfred
is
..Is it really spotted?
...Well, I suppose it is, because of the currants...
Antonio
is
a little scared.
promises that it tastes good? ;3;
Antonio
is
not very reassured...
insists that you try some!
....Dude! Artie! Wtfs is a currant, and why is it on your dick, I'm SO confused.
Antonio
is
now both scared AND confused.
...A raisin, more or less. And it's in there because... that's what a spotted dick is...?
;A; -Picks him up all heroically.- It's okay, Artie, I'm here! We'll get you to the hospital, the doc'll fix ya right up!
Antonio
is
SO confused. Wait, Alfred, what's wrong with Arthur? Is that what would happen to me if I ate the spotted dick? D:
I THINK SO. He has raisins on his penis, I'm sure of it. We can NOT let this disease spread, man, we can NOT let that happen. It's up to
us. You and me. America and Spain, to save the world from this horror. -American flag flies behind him. Music plays. Fireworks. All
that.- BI
Arthur
is
confused too! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT =///= There are no raisins on my-- my private parts, so put me down this instant!
couldn't be more confused. I- eh- what? Raisins WHERE? But why- WE HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD?! Um, okay, I'll uh, use my magical charm! fusoso!
NO ONE'S THREATENING THE WORLD, DAMNIT
held onto the Englishman tight. "NO, IT MIGHT SPREAD. Stay perfectly still. Don't speak. Don't even move your eyes. Just....stay calm."
I'M NOT LETTING THIS DISEASE TAKE YOU, ARTHUR, I'M NOT. Spain! Sound the trumpets! Call the Coast Guard! Alert the Queen! ...Or
something!
Arthur
is
struggling so hard right now. "WANKER, THERE IS NOTHING TO SPREAD. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?! If you don't put me down this instant,
I swear on the Queen's good name, I'll kill both of you!"
Antonio
is
in a bit of a panic. I can't afford all this! It was enough with the crisis! America, aren't you the one with big new hospitals?!
I DON'T NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL
---Oh, God, he's going into shock.
QUICK.
GET ME A PHONE. HOLD ON, ARTIE, HELP'S A'COMIN'!
WHAT ARE YOU-- I DON'T NEED HELP! PUT ME DOWN, YOU BLOODY PRAT!
OH GOD. NO. WHY. KEEP BREATHING, ARITE, YOU'LL GET THOUGH THIS SO HELP ME GOD, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO, YOU'LL GET THROUGH THIS.
proceeds to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation. Heroically.
dfsndsndfsfnsihfihfjijjjdf
punches Alfred. In the face.
AND NO HE ISN'T RED what are you talking about
....HE'S ALIVE!
swings Artie around in slow motion. 8'D
I'M GOING TO KILL-- W-WANKER, PUT ME DOWN. =///=
MY QUICK THINKING AND SHARP SKILLS HAVE SAVED YOU. It's okay. You don't have to pay me. Seeing you alright again is payment enough. ;A;
'QUICK THINKING' MY ARSE. You weren't even thinking at all! My food isn't bad enough for you to send me to the hospital! Idiot! ||B(
...Are you saying you still have rasins on your penis? D:
Pen-- WHAT
o___________o Well...uh, I'm not very sure what just happened but at least he's alive! Yay!
It's okay dude. You just missed me saving the day is all. =u=b
YOU SAVED NOTHING.
And neither of you even tried my spotted dick anyway! ):
so eat it now. ||B(
uh...it's alright...I'm not hungry...
(dios mío, that thing looks like it's going to eat ME)
Alfred
is
.Is that...a hunk of bread with rasins and covered in cheese sauce?
...Custard :C
I know you want some... ;_;
...well, I would loove to stay and try that...thing (not) but it's reeeally late, or should I say early, over here, so I'm gonna go..
...You know. Honestly. It doesn't...look that bad.
B'waaaaaah. SEE YA SPAIN.
See ya! ...and please America don't eat that thing in my absence really it's scary ;__;
;_;
BYE SPAIN I'LL SAVE SOME FOR YOU
I'LL DO MY BEST DUDE. 8D
ahahaha...no need to save any! OK BYEE! -runs as far away from thing as possible to safety of delicious churros-
/SAVES SOME FOR YOU
you can have the rest though, America. C:
>>; Gee thanks bud.
...AND LOL.
...-figures out how to share photo-
Alfred
shares
...HAHA
/approves so hard
I knew you wanted to be my maid
....I'mgonnastovethatspotteddickinyoface.
>///>;
Foodplay? So kinky, you.
wink wink
v///v; ajflakjfl;ajfaljfdl;ak I don't know where people get off in thinking you're a stuck up priss who knows nothing 'bout sex.
When you're a stuck up priss who's a total perv. In reality.
I am most certainly not a pervert. <3
............ -RuseriousIthinknotface.- :I
*Sips tea like a total gentleman*
How does that taste, Artie?
Does it taste like lies?
I'll bet it does.
It tastes like tea. ||B(
If anything, you're more perverted than me. =3= Agreeing to wear such a skimpy thing, just for a game...!
I taught you to be more expensive than that, you know.
BI Cause you would know all about this kinda thing?
I mean, you already had the slutty maid outfit.
FRANCE GAVE IT TO ME ;3;
OH SURE.
SUUUURE.
I bet you wear it sometimes. Just around the house. To feel pretty. :I
And then you hop on Chat Roulette for a strip tease.
Are you implying that I'm slutty? B|
Nooo, I'm implying you're a perv. .u.
I AM NOT.
ARE SO. Pervy.
I-I'M NOT. You're just... throwing your fantasies onto me, or something! =3=
AM NOT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MY FANTASIES. BI
does it have anything to do with a maid dress
....Maybehowwouldyouevenknowfu.
I KNEW IT.
NO YOU DON'T MY FANTASIES INCLUDE YOU IN A PIRATE/POLICE UNIFORM, SO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
...WELL NOW YOU KNOW CAUSE I JUST TOLD YOU.
...BUT YOU DIDN'T...
...Before...
...
well then.
Does this mean my chances of getting laid will increase if I come to you dressed in either one of those?
JUST ASKING OUT OF CURIOSITY
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO REALLY DO IT
...YES, ACTUALLY, BY AT LEAST 40%.
...WHAT WOULD THAT BRING THE TOTAL TO
....LIKE 78%.
...WHAT IF I USE ROPES/HANDCUFFS? :'C
........FUZZY OR REGULAR?
...WHICHEVER YOU PREFER?
...UH...REGULAR...SO LIKE 83%.
DO I GET A MASSAGE BEFOREHAND?
...Hell no. I'M TAKING YOU AS YOU ARE. B|
BUT I WANT A MASSAGE. YOU JUST LOST POINTS.
WELL I CHANGED MY MIND. I DON'T CARE ABOUT POINTS. B| I'M GETTIN' LAID AND YOU'RE HELPING ME.
OH, WHAT, YOU GONNA MAKE ME, GROUCHY? BI
YEAH I AM. ||B(
:I ....I don't think you have the guts.
...Just watch me, you little prat. BI
...wtfs
Why did it pop up here.
WHY. DOES PLURK HATE ME, FUCK PLURK.
...and now it's gone, so I just sound like a psycho.
...So anyway. Yeah. No. You ain't got the balls.
I DO SO. ;3;
DO NOT, YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY AGAIN.
TIMING, ALFRED. -TIMING-.
TIMING? TIMING FOR WHAT. ...ALFRED MISSED SOMETHING.
I VILL BE BACK. HASTA LA VISTA--
didn't just say that
---LOL. ...OKAY.