1. Joke about her failures in an encouraging way.

2. impersonate donald duck fighting with the door

3. Make fun of your own favorite politician, it better not be hers too damn it.

4. when laughing do not show your nostrils to her.

5. when you are having sex with her DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT IMPERSONATE DONALD DUCK HAVING SEX.

6. Never uses an Indian Accent unless you're indian.

7. and please no hamish, irish and british accent too...

8. Use Chinese accent to make her laugh ONLY when she is angry at you.

9. Joke about your own failures

10. Joke about how you are thinking of sleeping with her best friend.