....dude did you break your keyboard or what?

oH sHiT

sOrRy MaN i AlL lIkE sPaCeD tHe FuCk OuT aNd LiKe...I dUnNo

AlL tHeM j'S jUsT mOtHeRfUcKiN aMbUsHeD mE lIkE a BuNcHa NiNjAs....WhAtEvEr ThE fUcK tHaT iS...

Uhhh...okay.

So you sat on your key or something like that, I get it.

YeAhHhH mAn Im SaYiN bRo! (o:

Who are you, anyways? I don't actually remember adding you or however this plurk thing works.

AwW mAn SoRrY aBoUt ThAt Im GaMzEe

YoU cAn JuSt CaLl Me GaMzEe, BrO

We CoOl AfTeR aLl WhAt WiTh YoU aLl BeInG iN tHiS pLuRk ThAnG aNd AlL...

Name's Travis. And...yeah, I just go by Travis.

SwEeT

So, uh, seen any good movies lately?

UhH nOpE... i DoNt ReAlLy KnOw WhAtS aLl Up WiTh MoViEs AnD sHiT mAn ItS aLl JuSt So BrIgHt AnD cOlOrFuL sO i GeT aLl MoThErFuCKiN uH

hOlD oN i HiT tHiS mOthErFuCkIn ChArAcTeR lImIt

fUcK oK i ThInK i GoT tHiS Ok

yEaH sO iTs CoOl MaN! HoNk

The whole 140 character limit does kinda suck, but eh, what're you gonna do. This is better than Twitter anyways.

What d'you do if you don't like movies, then?

i Be AlL jUsT cHiLlIn HeRe MaN tHiS mAgIcAl LaNd Is ThE bItChTiTs Of A pLaCe....AlWaYs SoMeThInG tO mOtHeRfUcKiN dO i GuEsS hAhAhA

gAMZEE,

iT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, bRO, } : D

YeAhHhH mAn SeEiNg YoU aLl Up In ThIs PlUrK bUsInEsS iS sO mOtHeRfUcKiN gOoD.