D--> Oh my... I need the assistance of a human immediately
D--> Can someone e%plain this magnificence to me, please
D--> I must know more about this
oh my god what ii2 that
D--> Amazing
D--> Is what that is
It's the mascot of a football team.
D--> Really
D--> What's footbal
It's a game in which two teams of men brutally beat each other in order to get one head-sized ball from one end of a field to the other.
D--> That sounds
D--> Fascinating
D--> Is there anyone in Vatheon who plays this game
0h my g0d equiu2
I don't think so. You might be able to ask.
y0u ju2t l0ve anything that ha2 t0 d0 with a h00fbea2t, d0n't y0u?
woah thii2 ii2 weiird are you future me?
D--> Oh collected Alternia gods
i d0n't kn0w are y0u blind yet?
D--> Are there *two* Captors on my timeline
D--> How did that abomination occur
ii'm defiiniitely not bliind
pffft y0u ju2t can't handle h0w awe20me having tw0 0f me 0n y0ur plurk i2
MiRaClEs.
0h then yeah i'm pr0bably future y0u
2up
D--> This is NOT a miracle
not much
D--> It's a disaster
D--> Go away, both of you
two of u2 ii2 probably de2tiiny
D--> I'm trying to talk to Dr. Stein
nah i'm g0nna 2tay here
what ab0ut y0u pa2t 20llux>
*?
ii'm not goiing anywhere for now
2weet
D--> How do I block you
D--> There has to be a way to do that
oh yeah ii'm totally goiing two tell you
y0u defriend the per20n y0u want t0 bl0ck
hey
but then y0u can't 2ee their plurk2 20 it'2 kind 0f c0unter-pr0ductive if y0u want t0 tr0ll me
their plurk2 my plurk2 whatever
D--> A dilemma, then
D--> Wait, I know
why
oh man not thii2 agaiin
0kay what the fuck equiu2 there are children 0n here
D--> I can keep this up all day
D--> Good, they're gone
D--> Now, Dr. Stein
D--> What are the rules of football
2ollux
shares
ii thought thii2 wa2 more your 2peed
[lol, I wrote a story to go with that picture!]
D--> What
D--> Where did you find that
on the iinternet
D--> What kind of vile lies are those humans spreading
HuH.
D--> Oh god
D--> I didn't do that, Gamzee
D--> I have no idea where Captor found that, but that is *not* me
No wOrRiEs. I BeLiEvE Ya.
D--> Good
D--> Thank you
D--> Look what I found, Captor
D--> There's pictures of you on the Internet as well
s4.postimage.org/5py7won... there'2 even 20me 0f y0u and eridan huh
D--> Clearly those images are such vile, slanderous lies that they won't even load properly
pffft the tavr02 0ne that pa2t me linked l0aded fine 20 d0e2 that mean that it i2n't a lie?
D--> No, it means they're not loading
D--> Because they're probably too foul to contemplate
[legit not loading though]
I Think I Prefer Nepetas Approach To Shipping Scenarios
They Arent Depicted As
Uh
Directly
D--> Nepeta also has reasons behind her ships
D--> Instead of just making things up
That Is True
iif you want two 2ee braiin meltiing 2hiit look iin my earliier plurk
ed went all out
nothiing 2hock2 me anymore
D--> That
D--> That plurk was filled with even more lies than this one
D--> What are the humans doing to my personage
D--> How degrading
iit wa2 pretty dii2gu2tiing
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY IS THERE
YOU AND TAVROS
HOW
D--> I don't even know
D--> Humans are bizarre