Because it's not being drunk.

argh it is painful

Any particular reason for this sudden onset of sobriety?

Such a long story.

Oh, aye?

I'm out of liquor and buying more involves me getting up and leaving to buy it.

Oh, so it wasn't that long after all.

Not really, no. Tell you what, shoot me your coordinates and I'll beam a bottle over, my treat.

uhhhh

crap, i can't remember

i'm somewhere in ... spain ... - i think.

That's not really all that helpful.

i can't remember much of last night.

Those are the best nights, though. Well. Sometimes.

i guess i had fun?

i woke up with a new piercing and a woman's name on my cheek

That... sounds like an interesting time, at least.

It actually happens more often than not.

You must have quite a collection of piercings now, then.

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it's the tattoos

It's not like you to run out of alcohol, baby!

.... oh god, it's you

Hey there~

I missed you so much.

I'm *so* glad you're still around.

I know this feeling. I'm stuck in the middle of Africa with nothing to drink till this job is over.